Sopor Aeternus Shave, if you love me LRC歌詞

Shave if you love me
如果愛我,就剃掉

Wax the monkey, shave the bear
蠟封猴子,剃掉熊
Jungle-creatures won't be fed in here
這裡不允許餵養叢林動物
trim the hedges, cut the trees
修剪樹籬, 砍伐樹木
then you'll know how affection feels
然後你就會體會到什麼是感情

Shave the monkey, wax the bear
剃掉猴子,蠟封熊
Such hairy creatures cannot stay in here
如此多毛的動物不允許待在這裡
Trim the hedges, and trim the tree
修剪樹籬,修剪樹木
who is there hiding in the shrubbery?!
隱藏在灌木叢中的是誰?!
Where there's a hole there is an ace
只要有漏洞就有補救的辦法
I will put a smile on your grumpy face
我會讓暴躁的你微笑
Beefcake vegetarian
素的牛肉餅
We're oiled, refined, and slightly tan
我們被油染,被提純,被輕微地着成褐色
If we're the heat wave
如果我們是熱浪
then you're the fan
那你就是鼓風機
and now we'll gladly carry out
the garbage-can
現在我們會很樂意將垃圾桶拿出去
we're fifty something, well-aged wine
我們是年份久遠的紅酒
if you're wooden in your cask that's just fine.
如果你被裝入木製桶那再好不過

I'll be your garland queen of Lace
我將是你的蕾絲花環女王
the Sleeping Beauty in our maze
是我們迷宮中沉睡的美人
oh, fifty something well aged win
噢,年份久遠的紅酒
me, the wooden cask, that's fine
於我,木製桶就已經很好了
I know you like me to watch you piss
我知道你喜歡我看你撒尿
you're only waiting to be kissed
你只是等着被親吻
you're such a beauty to behold
你是被發覺的如此一個美人
here comes a shower and it's made of gold
此時下起了黃金
I'm a flower, water me
我是花,澆灌我
let's build a castle by the sea!
讓我們在海邊修築一座城堡
You're like the sun-shine, morning breeze
你如同陽光,如同晨風
the sun shines warm on your disease
太陽溫暖地照射着你的疾病
such pollen makes the black birds sneeze.
如此的花粉讓黑鳥打噴嚏

Who is there sitting on your back?
坐在你背後的是誰?
There is no need for a sneak attack!
完全沒有必要偷襲
If you're monastic to my bliss.
如果你是信奉我幸福的修道士
Then I will be faithful ... like syphilis.
那麼我將會如同梅毒一樣忠實可靠
Poor friar dreaming in his cell(s)
單人牢房中可憐的修道士
he knows the art of tonsure well.
他非常清楚削髮儀式
and all the songs a blade can sing
刀片能演奏所有的曲目
sugh is the Easter that I bring"
這就是我所帶來的復活節
The bells are chiming in (y)our vaults,
墓穴中鐘鳴響
I am the goddess that unfolds
我是顯露出的女神
iconic beauty, as yet unseen
標示的美麗,就像還未被目及
if you're only courting
the Virgin Queen
如果你僅僅是在向貞潔的女王示愛
so:
所以:
Wax the monkey, shave the bear
蠟封猴子,剃掉熊
jungle-creatures cannot come in here.
這裡不允許叢林動物進入

Trim the hedges
修剪樹籬
and cut the trees
砍伐樹木
then you'll know
how affection feels.
然後你就會體會到感情是什麼