Anonymous Italian LRC歌詞
The Italian man who went to Malta
One day I am going to Malta to a big hotel
In the morning I go down to eat the breakfast
I tell the waiteress that I want 2 pieces of toast
She brings me only 1 piece
I tell her I want 2 piece(to piss)
She said go to the toilet
I said you don't understand
I want 2 piece(to piss) on my bread
She said you'd better no piss on the bread
You son of a bitch
I don't even know the lady and she called me the son of a bitch
Later, I go to eat at a bigger restaurant
The waiteress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork
I tell her I want the fork(f**k)
She tell me everyone wanna f**k
I tell her you don't understand
I want a fork(wanna f**k) on the table
She said you'd better not f**k on the table
You son of a bitch
So I go back to my room in the hotel
and there is no sheets on the bed
Call the manager I tell him I want a sheet(wanna shit)
He tell me to go to the toilet
I said you don't understand
I want a sheet(wanna shit) on my bed
He said you'd better not shit on my bed
You son of a bitch
I go to the checkout
and the man at the desk said
peace on you(piss on you)
I said piss on you too you son of a bitch
I am going back to Italy
ALEVEDEDGE