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[00:00.54]The Italian man who went to Malta
[00:03.28]One day I am going to Malta to a big hotel
[00:06.41]In the morning I go down to eat the breakfast
[00:09.06]I tell the waiteress that I want 2 pieces of toast
[00:12.25]She brings me only 1 piece
[00:14.24]I tell her I want 2 piece(to piss)
[00:16.48]She said go to the toilet
[00:17.97]I said you don't understand
[00:19.17]I want 2 piece(to piss) on my bread
[00:21.24]She said you'd better no piss on the bread
[00:23.31]You son of a bitch
[00:24.79]I don't even know the lady and she called me the son of a bitch
[00:28.58]Later, I go to eat at a bigger restaurant
[00:31.55]The waiteress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork
[00:35.39]I tell her I want the fork(fuck)
[00:37.61]She tell me everyone wanna fuck
[00:40.27]I tell her you don't understand
[00:41.74]I want a fork(wanna fuck) on the table
[00:44.03]She said you'd better not fuck on the table
[00:46.17]You son of a bitch
[00:47.56]So I go back to my room in the hotel
[00:50.22]and there is no sheets on the bed
[00:52.91]Call the manager I tell him I want a sheet(wanna shit)
[00:56.03]He tell me to go to the toilet
[00:57.79]I said you don't understand
[00:59.00]I want a sheet(wanna shit) on my bed
[01:00.76]He said you'd better not shit on my bed
[01:02.43]You son of a bitch
[01:03.99]I go to the checkout
[01:05.45]and the man at the desk said
[01:06.54]peace on you(piss on you)
[01:07.64]I said piss on you too you son of a bitch
[01:10.02]I am going back to Italy
[01:11.95]ALEVEDEDGE
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