[ti:The Houseplant Song]
[ar:Audio Adrenaline]
[al:The Ultimate Collection]

[00:02.00]Audio Adrenaline - The Houseplant Song
[00:04.00]LRC by lzh ,from jiangxi pingxiang
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[00:36.91]Once I read a book
[00:39.55]And this is what it said
[00:41.12]If your music has a beat
[00:42.96]Then you're gonna wind up dead
[00:45.14]It doesn't really matter if
[00:46.78]it's Christian or not
[00:48.48]If it's syncopated rhythm
[00:50.14]then your soul is gonna rot
[00:52.18]And this book was called
[00:54.31]'Ha! You're Gonna Burn'
[00:57.10]And in the second chapter
[00:59.45]I went on to learn
[02:11.44][01:02.02]Take two houseplants
[02:13.47][01:04.24]And put them to the test
[02:14.71][01:24.81][01:05.40]Set them both in front of speakers
[02:16.71][01:07.33]And let the music do the rest
[02:18.88][01:09.54]The first one you play Mozart
[02:20.38][01:11.27]Or something lovely like that
[02:22.21][01:12.93]The second one you play that Petra
[01:15.11]Or that MegaDeth
[02:25.81][01:16.70]Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is.
[01:20.90]So I took my two houseplants
[01:22.82]And I put them to the test
[01:27.06]To let the music do the rest
[01:29.20]I powered up my Pioneers
[01:30.61]To let the music roar
[01:32.45]But twenty minutes later
[01:34.23]Someone's knocking at my door
[01:37.99]I opened up my door
[01:40.51]And there my neighbor stood
[01:42.94]He said, 'Man I'd like to get some sleep
[01:44.82]If you think I could'
[01:46.98]I said, 'Man, can't you see here
[01:48.83]I've got this moral dilemma that
[01:51.04]I got to get clear.'
[01:52.65]He said, 'What kind of moral dilemma
[01:54.58]Could you have at this time of night
[01:56.16]That could make me so angry
[01:57.79]That I just want to fight.'
[02:01.51]So I pointed to the page
[02:04.46]In that open book
[02:06.04]That had a picture of a potted plant
[02:07.53]And I said, 'Go have a look.'
[02:09.21]And he read
[02:24.19]Or that MegaDeth.
[02:36.52]First of all he said,
[02:38.81]'That's Wagner that you're playing
[02:40.83]I've never heard of Petra
[02:42.37]And isn't Megadeth all dead.'
[02:43.90]And secondly, emphatically,
[02:46.69]He asked me, 'What's the sense
[02:48.33]of hanging out with houseplants
[02:50.40]when, hey, I live right across the fence.'
[02:52.15]And I thought to myself
[02:54.18]You know, that's a good point
[02:56.18]So I took my two houseplants,
[02:58.60]and I put them both back outside
[03:00.25]And me and my neighbor
[03:02.07]Well, we went out for a drive
[03:04.01]We talked about all the things
[03:05.90]That really matter most
[03:07.72]Like life and love and happiness
[03:09.66]And then the Holy Ghost
[03:14.57]And now my two houseplants
[03:17.16]They sit out in the sun
[03:19.06]As for me and my neighbor
[03:21.18]Well our friendship has become
[03:22.98]A meaningful relationship
[03:24.98]That's headed straight to heaven
[03:28.00]But as for now
[03:29.34]We like to sit around and listen
[03:31.11]to Audio Adrenaline
[03:32.22]Cranked to eleven.