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Princeton: Say, Kate, can I ask you a question?
Kate Monster: Sure!
Princeton: Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?
Kate Monster: Uh huh.
Princeton: Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster.
Kate Monster:Right.
Princeton: You're both Monsters.
Kate Monster: Yeah.
Princeton: Are you two related?
Kate Monster:What?! Princeton, I'm surprised at you! I find that racist!
Princeton:Oh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking!
Kate Monster:Well, it's a touchy subject.
No, not all Monsters are related.
What are you trying say, huh?
That we all look the same to you?
Huh, huh, huh?
Princeton:No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry,
I guess that was a little racist.
Kate Monster: I should say so. You should be much more
careful when you're talking about the
sensitive subject of race.
Princeton: Well, look who's talking!
Kate Monster: What do you mean?
Princeton:What about that special Monster School you told me about?
Kate Monster:What about it?
Princeton:Could someone like me go there?
Kate Monster:No, we don't want people like you-
Princeton:You see?!
You're a little bit racist.
Kate Monster:Well, you're a little bit too.
Princeton: I guess we're both a little bit racist.
Kate Monster: Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...
Princeton: But I guess it's true.
Kate Monster: Between me and you,
I think
Both: Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.
Princeton: Now not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from -
Kate Monster: No!
Princeton: No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican
busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!
Kate Monster: Right!
Both:Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!
Princeton:All right, stop me if you've heard this one.
Kate Monster:Okay!
Princeton: There's a plan going down and there's only
one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...
Kate Monster: And a black guy!
Gary Coleman: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate?
Kate Monster: Uh...
Gary Coleman: You were telling a black joke!
Princeton:Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes.
Gary Coleman: I don't.
Princeton: Well, of course you don't - you're black!
But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?
Gary Coleman: Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!
Princeton: Now, don't you think that's a little racist?
Gary Coleman: Well, damn, I guess you're right.
Kate Monster: You're a little bit racist.
Gary Coleman: Well, you're a little bit too.
Princeton: We're all a little bit racist.
Gary Coleman: I think that I would
Have to agree with you.
Princeton/Kate Monster: We're glad you do.
Gary Coleman: It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist -
All right!
Kate Monster: All right!
Princeton: All right!
Gary Coleman: All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white
All: If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.
Princeton: Oh, Christ do I feel good.
Gary Coleman: Now there was a fine upstanding black man!
Princeton: Who?
Gary Coleman: Jesus Christ.
Kate Monster: But, Gary, Jesus was white.
Gary Coleman: No, Jesus was black.
Kate Monster: No, Jesus was white.
Gary Coleman: No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-
Princeton: Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!
Brian: Hey guys, what are you laughing about?
Gary Coleman: Racism!
Brian: Cool.
Christmas Eve: BRIAN! Come back here!
You take out lecycuraburs!
Princeton: What's that mean?
Brian: Um, recyclables.
Hey, don't laugh at her!
How many languages do you speak?
Kate Monster: Oh, come off it, Brian!
Everyone's a little bit racist.
Brian: I'm not!
Princeton: Oh no?
Brian:Nope!
How many Oriental wives
Have you got?
Christmas Eve: What? Brian!
Princeton: Brian, buddy, where you been?
The term is Asian-American!
Christmas Eve: I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental -
Offensive to me!
Brian: I'm sorry, honey, I love you.
Christmas Eve: And I love you.
Brian: But you're racist, too.
Christmas Eve: Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!
Princeton: Me too!
Kate Monster:Me too!
Gary Coleman: I can't even get a taxi!
All: Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!
Christmas Eve: Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!