[ti:I Wish I Could Go Back to College]
[ar:Avenue Q]
[al:Avenue Q 2003 Original Cast]

[00:01.28]I Wish I Could Go Back to College Lyrics
[00:03.97]KATE MONSTER: I wish I could go back to college.
[00:07.86]Life was so simple back then.
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[00:11.65]NICKY: What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!
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[00:20.95]PRINCETON: I wish I could go back to college.
[00:24.43]In college you know who you are.
[00:27.95]You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God!
[00:31.32]I am totally gonna go far!"
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[00:35.47]ALL: How do I go back to college?
[00:38.57]I don't know who I am anymore!
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[00:42.19]PRINCETON: I wanna go back to my room
[00:44.86]and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door! Ohhh...
[00:49.85]I wish I could just drop a class...
[00:52.21]NICKY: Or get into a play...
[00:53.97]KATE MONSTER: Or change my major...
[00:54.98]PRINCETON: Or fuck my T.A.
[00:56.88]ALL: I need an academic advisor to point the way!
[01:02.79]We could be...
[01:04.59]Sitting in the computer lab,
[01:07.84]4 A.M. before the final paper is due,
[01:11.28]Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,
[01:14.82]And seeing the rest of the class there, too!
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[01:20.24]PRINCETON: I wish I could go back to college!
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[01:23.97]ALL: How do I go back to college?!
[01:27.57]AHHHH...
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[01:31.28]PRINCETON: I wish I had taken more pictures.
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[01:35.23]NICKY: But if I were to go back to college,
[01:40.47]Think what a loser I'd be-
[01:44.00]I'd walk through the quad,
[01:46.84]And think "Oh my God..."
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[01:50.03]ALL: "These kids are so much younger than me."