Avenue Q It Sucks To Be Me LRC歌詞
歌曲 It Sucks To Be Me 由 Avenue Q 演唱。
What Do You Do with a B.A. in English? Lyrics
What do you do with a B.A. in English,
What is my life going to be?
Four years of college and plenty of knowledge,
Have earned me this useless degree.
I can't pay the bills yet,
'Cause I have no skills yet,
The world is a big scary place.
But somehow I can't shake,
The feeling I might make,
A difference,
To the human race.
Morning, Brian.
Hi, Kate Monster.
How's life?
Disappointing.
What's the matter?
The catering company laid me off.
Oh, I'm sorry!
Me too! I mean, look at me!
I'm ten years out of college, and I always thought -
What?
No, it sounds stupid.
Aww, come on!
When I was little
I thought I would be...
What?
A big comedian on late night TV
But now I'm thirty-two
And as you can see I'm not
Nope!
Oh Well, It sucks to be me.
Nooo.
It sucks to be me.
No!
It sucks to be broke and unemployed
and turning thirty-three.
It sucks to be me.
Oh, you think your life sucks?
I think so.
Your problems aren't so bad!
I'm kinda pretty And pretty damn smart.
You are.
Thanks!
I like romantic things Like music and art.
And as you know I have a gigantic heart
So why don't I have A boyfriend?
f**k! It sucks to be me!
Me too.
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be Brian...
And Kate...
To not have a job!
To not have a date!
It sucks to be me.
Hey, ROd, Nicky, can you settle something for us?
Do you have a second?
Ah, certainly.
Whose life sucks more?
Brian's or mine?
Ours!
We live together.
We're as close As people can get.
We've been the best of buddies...
Ever since the Day we met.
So he knows lots Of ways to make me Really upset.
Oh, every day is An aggravation.
Come on, that's an exaggeration!
You leave your clothes out. You put your feet On my chair.
Oh yeah? You do such anal
Things like ironing Your underwear.
You make that very Small apartment
We share a hell.
So do you, That's why I'm in hell too!
It sucks to be me!
No, it sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!
Is there anybody here
It doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me!
Why you all so happy?
Becuase our lives suck!
Your lives suck?
I hearing you correctly? Ha!
I coming to this country For opportunities.
Tried to work in Korean deli But I am Japanese.
But with hard work I earn two Master's Degrees
In social work!
And now I a therapist!
But I have no clients
And I have an Unemployed fiance'!
And we have lots Of bills to pay!
It suck to be me!
It suck to be me!
I say it
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Suck!
It suck to be me!
Excuse me?
Hey there.
Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live.
Why you looking all the way out here?
Well, I started at Avenue A,
but so far everything is out of my price range.
But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper!
Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign!
You need to talk to the superintendent.
Let me get him.
Great, thanks!
Yo, Gary!
I'm comin'! I'm comin'!
Oh my God!
It's Gary Coleman!
Yes I am! I'm Gary Coleman
From TV's Diff'rent Strokes
I made a lotta money
That got stolen By my folks!
Now I'm broke and I'm the butt Of everyone's jokes,
But I'm here -
The Superintendent! On Avenue Q -
It sucks to be you.
You win!
It sucks to be you.
I feel better now!
Try having people stopping you to ask you
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" It gets old.
It sucks to be you On Avenue Q (Sucks to be me)
On Avenue Q (Sucks to be you)
On Avenue Q (Sucks to be us)
But not when We're together.
We're together Here on Avenue Q!
We live on Avenue Q!
Our friends do too!
'Til our dreams
Come true,
We live on Avenue Q!
This is real life!
We live on Avenue Q!
You're gonna love it!
We live on Avenue Q!
Here's your keys!
Welcome to Avenue Q!