[ti:It Sucks To Be Me]
[ar:Avenue Q]
[al:Avenue Q 2003 Original Cast]

[00:09.91]What Do You Do with a B.A. in English? Lyrics
[00:12.87]What do you do with a B.A. in English,
[00:18.19]What is my life going to be?
[00:23.26]Four years of college and plenty of knowledge,
[00:28.65]Have earned me this useless degree.
[00:33.25]
[00:34.32]I can't pay the bills yet,
[00:36.79]'Cause I have no skills yet,
[00:39.67]The world is a big scary place.
[00:44.61]
[00:45.36]But somehow I can't shake,
[00:48.06]The feeling I might make,
[00:50.99]A difference,
[00:52.45]To the human race.
[00:56.74]
[01:00.87]Morning, Brian.
[01:01.67]
[01:02.10]Hi, Kate Monster.
[01:02.84]
[01:03.23]How's life?
[01:03.60]Disappointing.
[01:04.63]What's the matter?
[01:05.67]The catering company laid me off.
[01:06.63]
[01:08.17]Oh, I'm sorry!
[01:08.64]Me too! I mean, look at me!
[01:09.52]I'm ten years out of college, and I always thought -
[01:12.98]What?
[01:14.98]No, it sounds stupid.
[01:16.66]Aww, come on!
[01:18.51]When I was little
[01:20.24]I thought I would be...
[01:21.96]What?
[01:23.20]A big comedian on late night TV
[01:27.79]But now I'm thirty-two
[01:29.57]And as you can see I'm not
[01:32.58]Nope!
[01:33.93]
[01:34.40]Oh Well, It sucks to be me.
[01:35.34]Nooo.
[01:35.98]
[01:36.46]It sucks to be me.
[01:37.71]No!
[01:38.32]
[01:38.75]It sucks to be broke and unemployed
[01:43.24]and turning thirty-three.
[01:45.38]It sucks to be me.
[01:46.45]
[01:46.84]Oh, you think your life sucks?
[01:48.51]I think so.
[01:49.16]
[01:49.53]Your problems aren't so bad!
[01:50.86]I'm kinda pretty And pretty damn smart.
[01:54.63]You are.
[01:55.05]Thanks!
[01:55.81]I like romantic things Like music and art.
[01:59.00]And as you know I have a gigantic heart
[02:04.04]So why don't I have A boyfriend?
[02:08.30]Fuck! It sucks to be me!
[02:10.22]Me too.
[02:11.06]It sucks to be me.
[02:12.29]It sucks to be me.
[02:13.59]It sucks to be Brian...
[02:14.37]
[02:15.01]And Kate...
[02:15.87]To not have a job!
[02:16.92]To not have a date!
[02:18.09]It sucks to be me.
[02:19.10]
[02:23.78]Hey, ROd, Nicky, can you settle something for us?
[02:26.26]Do you have a second?
[02:26.66]Ah, certainly.
[02:27.32]
[02:27.96]Whose life sucks more?
[02:29.03]Brian's or mine?
[02:31.05]Ours!
[02:31.78]
[02:32.58]We live together.
[02:34.08]We're as close As people can get.
[02:36.03]
[02:37.08]We've been the best of buddies...
[02:39.06]Ever since the Day we met.
[02:41.22]
[02:41.74]So he knows lots Of ways to make me Really upset.
[02:44.61]Oh, every day is An aggravation.
[02:47.75]
[02:48.25]Come on, that's an exaggeration!
[02:50.33]
[02:50.95]You leave your clothes out. You put your feet On my chair.
[02:54.23]
[02:54.50]Oh yeah? You do such anal
[02:56.71]Things like ironing Your underwear.
[02:59.97]You make that very Small apartment
[03:02.90]We share a hell.
[03:03.70]
[03:04.09]So do you, That's why I'm in hell too!
[03:08.12]
[03:08.51]It sucks to be me!
[03:09.51]No, it sucks to be me!
[03:10.54]It sucks to be me!
[03:11.78]It sucks to be me!
[03:13.09]Is there anybody here
[03:15.42]It doesn't suck to be?
[03:17.29]It sucks to be me!
[03:19.67]
[03:28.58]Why you all so happy?
[03:30.23]Becuase our lives suck!
[03:31.99]Your lives suck?
[03:33.52]I hearing you correctly? Ha!
[03:37.27]I coming to this country For opportunities.
[03:41.77]Tried to work in Korean deli But I am Japanese.
[03:46.37]But with hard work I earn two Master's Degrees
[03:50.33]In social work!
[03:52.83]And now I a therapist!
[03:55.01]But I have no clients
[03:57.53]And I have an Unemployed fiance'!
[04:00.09]And we have lots Of bills to pay!
[04:03.82]It suck to be me!
[04:06.12]It suck to be me!
[04:08.45]I say it
[04:09.38]Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
[04:10.35]Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
[04:11.40]Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
[04:12.34]Suck!
[04:13.01]It suck to be me!
[04:14.08]
[04:15.20]Excuse me?
[04:16.20]Hey there.
[04:16.93]Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live.
[04:19.71]Why you looking all the way out here?
[04:21.29]
[04:22.02]Well, I started at Avenue A,
[04:23.45]but so far everything is out of my price range.
[04:26.37]But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper!
[04:28.33]Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign!
[04:30.15]
[04:30.54]You need to talk to the superintendent.
[04:31.87]Let me get him.
[04:32.50]
[04:33.02]Great, thanks!
[04:33.92]Yo, Gary!
[04:35.48]I'm comin'! I'm comin'!
[04:36.75]
[04:39.78]Oh my God!
[04:40.47]It's Gary Coleman!
[04:41.16]
[04:42.10]Yes I am! I'm Gary Coleman
[04:45.24]From TV's Diff'rent Strokes
[04:47.72]I made a lotta money
[04:49.68]That got stolen By my folks!
[04:52.30]Now I'm broke and I'm the butt Of everyone's jokes,
[04:56.02]But I'm here -
[04:57.15]The Superintendent! On Avenue Q -
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[05:01.23]It sucks to be you.
[05:01.94]You win!
[05:02.47]It sucks to be you.
[05:03.72]
[05:04.21]I feel better now!
[05:04.77]Try having people stopping you to ask you
[05:04.90]
[05:08.19]"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" It gets old.
[05:11.52]
[05:12.30]It sucks to be you On Avenue Q (Sucks to be me)
[05:16.72]On Avenue Q (Sucks to be you)
[05:18.91]On Avenue Q (Sucks to be us)
[05:21.30]But not when We're together.
[05:24.85]We're together Here on Avenue Q!
[05:29.61]We live on Avenue Q!
[05:32.66]Our friends do too!
[05:34.38]'Til our dreams
[05:36.40]Come true,
[05:37.42]We live on Avenue Q!
[05:39.45]
[05:39.80]This is real life!
[05:40.83]We live on Avenue Q!
[05:43.33]You're gonna love it!
[05:44.12]We live on Avenue Q!
[05:46.11]
[05:46.49]Here's your keys!
[05:47.85]Welcome to Avenue Q!