[ti:My Girlfriend (Who Lives in Canada)]
[ar:Avenue Q]
[al:Avenue Q 2003 Original Cast]

[00:01.92]My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada Lyrics
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[00:03.15]Ohhhh...I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada.
[00:08.39]She couldn't be sweeter
[00:09.89]I wish you could meet her, My girlfriend who lives in Canada!
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[00:13.80]Her name is Alberta She live in Vancouver
[00:15.82]She cooks like my mother
[00:16.94]And sucks like a Hoover.
[00:18.57]I e-mail her every single day
[00:21.34]Just to make sure that everything's okay.
[00:23.77]It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada!
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[00:28.62]Last week she was here, but she had the flu.
[00:32.69]Too bad
[00:34.43]'Cause I wanted to introduce her to you
[00:36.97]It's so sad
[00:39.12]There wasn't a thing that she could do
[00:41.10]But stay in bed with her legs up over her head!
[00:45.44]Oh!
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[00:46.40]I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
[00:48.05]But you can't because she is in Canada.
[00:50.31]I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her,
[00:52.57]So soon I'll be off to Alberta!
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[00:55.13]I mean Vancouver!
[00:57.44]Shit! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancou-
[00:59.36]She's my girlfriend!
[01:01.17]My wonderful girlfriend!
[01:03.36]Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada!!
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[01:08.94]And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!