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[00:01]It's been one week since you looked at me
[00:04]Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry
[00:06]Five days since you laughed at me saying
[00:08]get that together come back and see me
[00:10]Three days since the living room,
[00:12]I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
[00:14]Yesterday you'd forgiven me,
[00:16]but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
[00:18]Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
[00:20]As I make you stop, think
[00:21]You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
[00:22]I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
[00:25]And I like sushi cause it's never toughed a frying pan
[00:27]Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
[00:28]Big like Leanne Rimes
[00:29]Because I'm all about value
[00:31]Bert Kampfert's got the mad hits
[00:33]You try to match wits, You try to hold me but I bust through
[00:35]Gonna make a break and take a fake
[00:37]I'd like a stinkin achin shake
[00:38]I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
[00:40]Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
[00:41]The vertigo is gonna grow
[00:42]Cause it's dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver
[00:44]How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
[00:46]Tryin not to smile though I feel bad
[00:48]I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral
[00:50]Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
[00:52]I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
[00:54]I have a history of takin off my shirt
[00:56]It's been one week since you looked at me
[00:58]Threw your arms in the air and said You're crazy
[01:01]Five days since you tackled me
[01:03]I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
[01:05]It's been three days since the afternoon
[01:07]You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon
[01:09]Yesterday you'd forgiven me
[01:11]And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry
[01:31]Chickety China that Chinese chicken
[01:32]You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
[01:35]Watchin X-files with no lights on,
[01:37]we're dans la maison
[01:38]I hope the smoking man's in this one
[01:39]Like Harrison Ford I'm gettin frantic
[01:41]Like Sting I'm tantric
[01:42]Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
[01:43]Like Kurasawa I make mad films
[01:45]Ok I don't make films
[01:46]But if I did they'd have a samauri
[01:48]Gonna get a better set of clubs
[01:49]Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
[01:50]just so my iron's aren't always flyin off the back-swing
[01:52]gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
[01:53]Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
[01:55]that make me think the wrong thing
[01:56]How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
[01:58]Tryin not to smile though I feel bad
[02:00]I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral
[02:02]Can't understand what mean? Well, You soon will
[02:05]I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
[02:07]I have a history of takin off my shirt
[02:09]It's been one week since you looked at me
[02:11]Dropped your arms to your sides and said I'm sorry
[02:13]Five days since I laughed at you and said
[02:15]You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
[02:18]Three days since the living room
[02:19]We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?
[02:22]Yesterday you just smiled at me
[02:24]Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry