[ti:these apples]
[ar:barenaked ladies ]
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[00:41]A friend brought me flowers, she said they were lilacs,
[00:43]But I've never been good with plants
[00:48]Her next presentation, a new dictionary
[00:51]She circled the word "romance"
[00:55]So enthusiastic, a little bit drastic,
[00:58]I shaved her name in my head
[01:02]As she beheld it, she said I misspelled it;
[01:05]Need more be said?
[03:19][01:56][01:09]These apples are delicious!
[03:24][02:00][01:14]"As a matter of fact they are," she said
[03:26][02:03][01:16]Can all this fruit be free?
[01:27]She wrote me a letter as big as a phone book
[01:31]I've never been big on mail
[01:34]I sent her a postcard from somewhere near Lethbridge,
[01:37]And wondered if it still went by rail
[01:42]I've never been frightened of being enlightened
[01:45]But some things can go too far
[01:49]Though sometimes I stammer and mix up my grammar,
[01:52]You get what my meanings are
[02:13]I'm not trying to sing a love song -- I'm trying to sing in tune
[02:18]I know I am sometimes headstrong
[02:25]Falling in love, catching fire -- I want to be consumed
[02:32]Wondering will I ever tire, will I ever tire?