[ar:Beatles] [ti:The ballad of john and yoko] [la:uk] _] [00:03]Standing in the dock at Southampton, [00:06]Trying to get to Holland or France. [00:10]The man in the mac said, "You've got to turn back". [00:13]You know they didn't even give us a chance. [00:15]Christ you know it ain't easy, [00:19]You know how hard it can be. [00:24]The way things are going [00:26]They're going to crucify me. [00:31]Finally made the plane into Paris, [00:35]Honey mooning down by the Seine. [00:38]Peter Brown called to say, [00:40]"You can make it O.K., [00:41]You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain". [00:44]Christ you know it ain't easy, [00:47]You know how hard it can be. [00:52]The way things are going [00:55]They're going to crucify me. [00:59]Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton, [01:03]Talking in our beds for a week. [01:06]The newspapers said, "Say what you doing in bed?" [01:10]I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace". [01:12]Christ you know it ain't easy, [01:16]You know how hard it can be. [01:20]The way things are going [01:23]They're going to crucify me. [01:28]Saving up your money for a rainy day, [01:31]Giving all your clothes to charity. [01:35]Last night the wife said, [01:37]"Oh boy, when you're dead [01:39]You don't take nothing with you [01:40]But your soul - think!" [01:42]Made a lightning trip to Vienna, [01:47]eating chocolate cake in a bag. [01:50]The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head, [01:53]They look just like two gurus in drag". [01:56]Christ you know it ain't easy, [01:59]You know how hard it can be. [02:04]The way things are going [02:06]They're going to crucify me. [02:11]Caught an early plane back to London. [02:15]Fifty acorns tied in a sack. [02:18]The men from the press said, "We wish you success, [02:22]It's good to have the both of you back". [02:24]Christ you know it ain't easy, [02:27]You know how hard it can be. [02:32]The way things are going [02:35]They're going to crucify me. [02:39]The way things are going [02:42]They're going to crucify me.