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Bloodhound Gang - Why Is Everybody Always Picking On Me
[00:05]Why is everybody always pickin' on me?
[00:23][00:21]The morn' that I was born
[00:26]my old man beat up the doctor.
[00:29]He clocked the doctor
[00:30]cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
[00:33]The doctor said sir you're misled sir
[00:35]which infers you mistook me
[00:37]I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a Wookiee
[00:42]What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
[00:46]He looks like Chewy Baba Booey Babba Booey
[00:47]and a Hong Kong Phooey all in one
[00:50]To put it mild your newborn child's nutty fu-fu lookin'
[00:54]I'd shove him back in the oven until he is done cookin'
[02:48][01:03][01:07][01:11][01:15][01:49][01:58][02:02][00:58]But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
[02:50][01:01]Cause my 15-year old cousin has less acne
[02:54][01:05]Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
[02:59][01:09]Cause you've got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
[03:03][01:13]Cause you're white but got a nose like Bill Cosby
[03:07][01:51]Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
[03:11][01:55]Couse you run like a girl and you sit down to pee
[03:15][02:00]Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
[02:04]You took your mom to the prom but got lucky
[01:17]Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
[01:20]I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
[01:22]So back me up Bill
[01:22]Yea, and you're ugly too
[01:25]So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese?
[01:26]Or wear a fish net shirt by Charms with my Sergio Valenti jeans?
[01:28]And my mirror never lies but it always verifies
[01:30]I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie.
[01:32]You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand
[01:35]Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man
[01:37]And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
[01:39]But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
[01:41]About as popular with the girls as Englebert Humperdinck
[01:43]And that might be cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
[01:45]I know I'm known as Polaroid
[01:46]I'm not a total retard
[01:47]It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged
[02:07]Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
[02:10]And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD
[02:14]Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
[02:19]As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside of their grass hut
[02:23]Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan
[02:24]they should have let him be
[02:25]And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me
[02:27]See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
[02:29]Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
[02:31]The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
[03:20]Cause no one likes you monkey boy.