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[00:15]One night me and the crew hit the rad on a mission
[00:18]To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
[00:21]Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
[00:23]Until we brought Skip O' Pot2mus
[00:25]And Daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
[00:28]And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his young
[00:30]Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
[00:33]Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
[00:35]M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
[00:38]Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
[00:40]Cause I'm the one bottle Willy with the 12 Horse Ale
[00:43]After that I get silly like Soupy Sales
[00:45]Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
[00:48]A six of Shlitz and the jew brew Manischewitz
[00:50]With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle
[00:53]I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle
[03:04][02:53][01:46][00:56]Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
[03:05][02:55][01:47][00:57](You're pretty when I'm drunk)
[03:06][02:56][01:48][00:58]You're pretty when I'm drunk
[03:08][02:57][01:49][00:59](You're pretty when I'm drunk)
[03:09][02:59][01:51][01:00]You're pretty when I'm drunk
[03:10][03:00][01:52][01:01](You're pretty when I'm drunk)
[03:11][03:01][01:53][01:03]You're pretty when I'm drunk
[03:12][03:02][01:55][01:04](And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
[01:15]Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
[01:18]Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
[01:20]Cause I'm Mr. McFeelie with a speedy delivery
[01:23]You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
[01:26]But maybe I should check and see if this is where I wanna be
[01:29]Hey Lupus is she cute? Yea for a Pygmie
[01:31]Aw! What do you know? You're probably going home alone
[01:33]And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
[01:36]Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
[01:38]It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
[01:40]I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
[01:43]It's a menage a trois you and me and Heineken
[01:56]Regrets I've had a few
[01:58]First and foremost I'd like to mention you
[02:01]For the sake of conversation we'll call you the Brand New Heavy
[02:03]You're a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
[02:06]You can call it big-boned, I'd prefer to call it gut
[02:08]You're Buddha you're Shamu you're Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
[02:11]You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
[02:13]I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
[02:16]It was 3 a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat
[02:18]So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
[02:31]I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
[02:34]Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
[02:36]I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance
[02:39]But how was I supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in your pants
[02:41]At that junction I came to realize
[02:44]That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size
[02:46]Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
[02:49]That you were not a girl you were an experiment