[ti:Bigger Fish To Fry Featuring Kung Pao Buckaroos] [ar:Brad Paisley] [al:5th Gear] [offset:50] [00:05.04]Lyrics for Song: Bigger Fish To Fry Lyrics for Album: 5th Gear [00:09.96]I said a bad word when I was a kid. [00:13.06]Mamma said that I'd be sorry for the sin that I did. [00:17.70]My daddy whooped me and the [00:19.36]preacher said shame. [00:21.04]And I tried like hell to change.[00:26.50]But I cuss, [00:28.46]And I smoke, [00:30.62]I laugh at dirty jokes. [00:34.65]The minor vices, man I know 'em well. [00:41.95]I've closed down bars. [00:46.18]I've lusted in my heart. [00:50.08]My exes think I oughta burn in hell. [00:57.70]But the devil, he won't notice when I die. [01:05.05]Yeah, don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry?[01:22.05]Politicians taking pork barrel bribes. [01:25.70]Crooked CEOs are getting off with no time. [01:29.31]Christmas Eve burglars stealing good children's toys. [01:32.66](Can't say Christmas). [01:33.97]Holiday burglars stealing good children's toys.[01:38.62]I cuss, [01:40.47]I smoke, [01:42.63]I laugh at dirty jokes. [01:46.64]The minor vices, man I know 'em well. [01:54.06]I've closed down bars (yeah, many a one). [01:58.58]I've lusted in my heart. [02:02.09]My ex thinks that I oughta burn in hell. [02:09.97]But the devil, won't even notice when I die. (bet he does) [02:17.31]Yeah, don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry?[02:24.45]Serve em up!(instrumental)[02:42.58]Yeah there's gonna be bonfire burning [02:46.33]An everlasting barbecue [02:50.39]But with all the bad stuff going on, [02:54.10]There ain't gonna be room for me and you.(Chorus 2) [03:01.95]'Cause we cuss, [03:03.91]We smoke. [03:05.79]We laugh at Tater's jokes. (spoken)- Tell one Jim. [03:10.12]"You know you're old when your wife says ' [03:12.46]honey let's run upstairs and make love' and [03:14.08] your answer is 'I cannot do both.'" [03:18.54]The minor vices, man we know em well. [03:25.79]We've closed down bars. [03:29.98]We've lusted in our hearts. [03:33.83]Our exes think we ougta burn in hell. [03:38.83](you got it wrong, it's the other way round) [03:40.95]But the devil, he won't notice when we die. [03:48.49]Hey, don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry? [03:55.80]Yeah don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry? [04:06.06]Pass the tartar sauce [04:14.67]When we all get to heaven what a day of rejoicing it will be