[ti:A Crash Of Rhinoceros]
[ar:Carrie Newcomer]
[al:Before & After]

[00:-4.00]Carrie Newcomer - A Crash Of Rhinoceros
[00:-3.00]LRC by lzh, from jiangxi pingxiang
[02:59.11][02:50.17][02:33.13][02:08.93][01:42.68][01:18.31][00:53.59][00:27.93][00:-1.00]
[00:00.50]When Adam when out to name the animals
[00:03.71]He sat on a rock and he figured,
[00:06.95]Horse and cow and goat and sheep,
[00:10.45]Were the best names that he could deliver.
[00:13.73]But Eve looked around at all of that glory,
[00:17.71]Said Hon I think we should consider,
[00:20.71]Something a bit more unique and refined,
[00:24.23]For each and every critter.
[00:28.80]It's a crash of rhinoceros, a pomp of Pekinese,
[00:32.95]It's a gaggle of geese and a swarm of bees
[00:35.53]A parliament of owl and gam of whale
[00:38.36]A pandemonium of parrot and a watch of nightingale
[00:41.14]A Huddle of Walrus, company of Moles,
[00:44.17]Exultation of lark and a murder of crow,
[00:46.90]A simple flock sheep and a herd of deer,
[00:49.52]It's a bask of crocodiles and a sleuth of bear.
[00:54.42]Adam looked shocked and scratched his head,
[00:57.29]Eve stood there happy and beaming.
[00:59.89]The animals gathered in close to their feet,
[01:02.86]With roars of delight, barks and singing.
[01:05.95]She's on a roll and just getting started
[01:09.05]The birds and beasts held their breath.
[01:11.83]What fine appellation would they receive,
[01:14.42]And which of them would be the next?
[01:19.03]It's a team of oxen and a mob of kangaroo,
[01:22.99]It's a charm of finch if there are more than two.
[01:25.41]A troubling of goldfish, a cluster of cats,
[01:28.21]A bloat of hippopotami, a cloud of bats,
[01:30.98]Ostentation of peacock, a barren of mules,
[01:33.76]An army of ant, nursery of raccoon,
[01:36.62]A parcel of penguins a dray of squirrels,
[01:39.33]A bed of oyster with or without the pearls.
[01:43.85]All that naming lasted far into the night,
[01:47.25]Until even the insects had groupings.
[01:50.04]Eve was still bright eyed and willing to finish,
[01:52.98]Though her shoulders and fig leaves were drooping.
[01:55.68]Adam said, Darling I'm proud and amazed
[01:59.23]You're really one heck of a woman.
[02:02.76]So lets go to sleep and tomorrow we'll rise,
[02:05.35]And we'll start naming the rocks plants and woodlands.
[02:10.05]It's a tittering of magpie, company of mole
[02:14.09]It's a pride of lions a tribe of goats,
[02:16.73]A plague of locust and a pack of dogs,
[02:19.47]A leap of leopard an array of hedgehog
[02:22.28]It's a caravan of camels, a drift of swan,
[02:25.12]A sulk of foxes and the list goes on,
[02:27.86]It's a an prickle of porcupine, a battery of hens,
[02:30.65]A cohort of zebra and now once again
[02:33.80]It's a colony of rabbits, and a sounder of boar
[02:36.03]An ambush of tigers, now just a little more
[02:38.48]It's a business of ferrets, a swarm of eels
[02:40.80]A covey of quail and a pod of seals
[02:43.31]It's a parade of elephant, a dole of dove
[02:46.00]A bale of turtles and them all I love
[02:51.08]And she kissed the horde of hamsters
[02:54.02]On their furry little heads, sighed with satisfaction
[02:56.96]And she went to bed