[ti:Car salesman]
[ar:Chris Moyles]
[al:]

[la:uk]
[00:00]Every time I need to see your face I just close my eyes
[00:02]At Christmas time I like to eat lots of warm mince pies
[00:04]And then I get into my car and I drive
[00:06]It's a really nice car, chicachicachenta
[00:09]Drivin' up and down the roads, makes me feel hard
[00:11]I never drink and drive, because I might just be barred
[00:13]And then I'd have to take the bus, or even a cab
[00:15]Or a tube or a train
[00:17]Or even a push bike
[00:18]Come and stand and look at my mo'or
[00:20]When I'm old, I'll give it to my daugh'er
[00:23]Do not try to steal my car 'cause
[00:25]I can sue you
[00:27]I'm a car salesman
[00:28]I am no way a dustman
[00:31]And I sell new and used cars
[00:36]I like sellin'
[00:38]And I really like yellin'
[00:40]If I could, I'd have a dealership in mars
[00:48]When I started off I was a young little boy
[00:49]My Daddy always taught me not to play with my toys
[00:52]Instead he took me out and then we worked on his car
[00:54]He had a little problem
[00:55]It was c-c-carburettor
[00:57]Now that I'm a man, In have a car of my own
[00:58]I polish every Sunday leaving out to my home
[01:01]My dealership is bigger, have an office and desk
[01:03]And I employ lots of people, including a lady
[01:06]My name's Dave and this is my showroom
[01:08]Take my holiday each year in June
[01:10]Even have my own villa
[01:12]In Ibiza
[01:14]I'm a car salesman
[01:16]I am no way a dustman
[01:19]And I sell new and used cars (new and used cars)
[01:24]I like sellin'
[01:25]And I really like yellin'
[01:28]If I could I'd have a dealership in mars