[ti:Do you ride a moped] [ar:Chris Moyles] [al:] [la:uk] [00:02]I saw your real age, I was impressed baby [00:06]Then I heard you had bought your own car [00:12]Go into a shop, you can buy beer, baby [00:15]'Cos by law you are a certified man [00:21]I know this may sound strange, but I picture a pub [00:25]And I'm buying drinks for friends at the bar [00:30]If my thoughts of you are true, then I wanna get with you [00:35]'Cos you even know how to drive a car [00:41]Do you ride a moped [00:43]Can you buy cigars [00:46]Have you been to nightclubs [00:47]Get asked for ID in bars [00:50]Have you ever voted [00:53]What is it like [00:55]I was just thinking [00:57]Can you buy me wine [01:10]Go out to gigs without your parents [01:14]Pay full price when you go to Alton Towers [01:20]Even go and see an eighteen film [01:24]You can even buy a packet of three [01:29]I know it may sound strange, but I pictured a day [01:34]When I have passed all my GSCEs [01:39]If my thoughts of you are true, then I wanna get with you [01:44]'Cos you know about the birds and the bees [01:49]Can I go to college [01:51]Do an HND [01:54]Teach me how to drive [01:56]Have a great big HGV [01:59]Have you seen a porno [02:01]Had a one-night-stand [02:04]What is a hang-over [02:05]Help me understand