[ti:Dont speak] [ar:Chris Moyles] [al:] [la:uk] [00:04]Oh you and me (Yes) [00:08]Weve been around forever (We ave) [00:11]Were always seen together (We are) [00:14]Always (aint that the truth mate) [00:18]I cant believe (What) [00:20]That you would do the dirty (Me) [00:23]Youve really gone and hurt me [00:26]Today (Whats the problem then) [00:29]I feel as though (Yeah, You wot) [00:33]Ought to know [00:35]That if its true then youd just better go [00:40](Me) Yeah you [00:42]Shut it (What) [00:43]I know what youre saying (Oh yeah) [00:46]But I aint been playin (Huh) [00:49]With your better half (I think you have mate) [00:53]Youre joking - Leave it (Eh) [00:55]Watch who youre accusing (Or else) [00:58]Else youll get a bruising (Oh yeah) [01:01]So dont make me laugh [01:03]Drum solo ... Fantastic [01:07]Her mammaries (Yes) [01:10]Are really quite inviting (Youre not wrong) [01:13]I saw you take a liking (Me) [01:16]Last week (Shes got plenty up top though aint she) [01:20]Thats when I (When you what) [01:23]I heard her sigh (Yeah) [01:25]With her head in your lap just near your fly [01:29](Mine) Yes yours [01:31]Shut it (Oi) [01:33]I know what youre saying (What am I saying) [01:36]But I aint been playin (We know you have) [01:39]With your better half (You lying so and so) [01:42]Youre joking - Leave it (Oh yeah) [01:44]I aint gonna oil her (What) [01:48]Your old girls a boiler (What you saying) [01:50]Dont you make me laugh