[ti:The ballad of Tesco]
[ar:Chris Moyles]
[al:]

[la:uk]
[00:17]What did I do wrong
[00:18]Oh, you forgot to do the shopping
[00:21]But there were no shops open
[00:23]There's shops like Asda, Sainsbury's, Waitrose, Quick-Save, Netto's and Co-Op
[00:28]Why do I have to go
[00:29]Oh, I can't leave the dishes here
[00:32]But I don't have a clubcard
[00:34]There's money in my purse, which you can find in my bag
[00:38]So what do we need when I go to the shops
[00:43]We need some milk and a loaf of bread
[00:48]And I fancy pasta, maybe chicken too
[00:52]Well I know the place that is perfect for you
[00:56]Let's go to the supermarket (Tesco's, Tesco's)
[01:01]Because they have everything that we need (Tesco's, Tesco's)
[01:05]I really like the range of fresh fruits
[01:09]And they're open 'till nine
[01:14]So how do I get there
[01:16]Oh, don't be silly, take the car
[01:18]But it's running low on petrol
[01:20]But you can fill it up when you are there
[01:25]So should I get some orange
[01:26]Yes, and can you get me some pears
[01:29]I think I'll get a paper
[01:31]Well that will please the neighbours as we always steal theirs
[01:35]I'm getting more excited at the thought of it all
[01:39]Well please hurry up as we've no food at all
[01:44]This will be fun, it will be such a lark
[01:48]It is lucky for us they have a big carpark
[01:52]We're going to the supermarket (Tesco's, Tesco's)
[01:57]I just can't wait, as it will be so good (Tesco's, Tesco's)
[02:02]Do we have enough time to do the whole store
[02:06]They're open till nine