[ti:Walk like your pants are too tight] [ar:Chris Moyles] [al:] [la:uk] [00:09]Marie has bought a gnome [00:13]For a man who's a gnome fan [00:18]A plonker in a council house [00:22]With a fake tan [00:26]His face has turned purple [00:28]His voice hasn't dropped [00:30]He's so much in need [00:36]Some walk like they're confident [00:39]Whilst others like they've just peed [00:43]He tries as hard as he can [00:46]To walk like a man [00:48]But he don't succeed [00:52]He tries to fly like an eagle [00:58]Dress like a big king in Africa [01:02]He eats lots of Salmon from Sainsbury's [01:06]So take it from me [01:08]This man he walks like his pants are too tight [01:13](Walks like his pants are too tight) [01:19]He stays home all day and watches TV [01:24]He only gets up when he wants to go pee [01:28]He orders his pizzas [01:30]And take-away food [01:32]Extra ham, extra cheese [01:37]He drinks in the local [01:39]They call him a freak [01:42]He smells of pig swill [01:47]His pants they are so tight [01:49]That he sings like Jimmy Somerville [01:55]He tries as hard as he can [01:57]To walk like a man [02:00]But he don't succeed [02:03]He tries to fly like an eagle [02:09]Dress like a big king in Africa [02:13]He eats lots of Salmon from Sainsbury's [02:17]So take it from me [02:19]This man he walks like his pants are too tight [02:24](He walks like his pants are too tight) [02:30] Don't leave me this way [02:35] Oh don't leave me this way [02:39] Oh, don't ... [02:47] leave me this way ...