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[ar:Christina Aguilera]
[ti:The Real Slim Shady(Eminem Diss)]
[al:Diss Me,Diss You]

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[00:02.37]May I have your attention please
[00:05.85]May I have your attention please
[00:08.85]Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up
[00:12.35]I repeat, will the Real Slim Shady please shut up
[00:17.11]We're going to have a problem here
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[00:18.41]Y'all act like you've never heard a white person before
[00:20.61]His rhymes are a bore
[00:21.54]Punk kid trying to be hardcore
[00:23.34]But Marshall Mathers is back worse than before
[00:25.28]Making us snore
[00:26.03]Whining in the microphone
[00:27.66]It's the return of the... oh, wait, no wait... you're a fool
[00:30.79]You didn't pay money for this cd, did you?
[00:32.66]And Dr. Dre did..
[00:34.10]EVERYTHING you idiot!!!
[00:35.22]Without Dre's help you're as good as dead
[00:37.40]The world's had enough of Eminem
[00:38.84]Chici, Chici. Even his girlfriend's cheating on him
[00:41.48]Look at him, walking around, living off Dre,
[00:43.79]acting so cool, but he's really kind of weak though
[00:46.16]Little Twit blasted me on his new cd, why?
[00:48.61]Beause I turned him down for a date. (He he)
[00:50.67]As for the question of who came first?
[00:52.85]Was it Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst?
[00:55.29]I'm sorry Slim, but this is going to hurt.
[00:57.68]They both came closer than you ever will, jerk!
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[00:59.78]Your song is on my nerves
[01:01.10]Your song is on my nerves
[01:02.22]You're kind of lucky, because you got more fame than you deserve.
[01:04.54]That is the message that I deliver to little kids.
[01:06.60]You can become famous, and never know what talent is.
[01:09.03]Of course they're going to like you, of course they do.
[01:11.28]You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on "Silver Spoons."
[01:13.90]You ain't nothin' but a product,
[01:15.46]Package to be bought up
[01:16.71]You know, a year from now, you won't be thought of.
[01:18.58]So, you write about dead animals and cannibals.
[01:20.65]Some day you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals.
[01:23.09]There's a million women, just like me,
[01:24.91]who think like me, that all can see,
[01:26.72]that Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty.
[01:29.71]So if you agree, scream louder than me.
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[01:32.21]You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real Shady.
[01:34.33]You sound like Peter Brady.
[01:35.46]You get quite irritating.
[01:36.50]So won't the real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up
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[01:41.37]You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real Shady.
[01:43.49]You sound like Peter Brady.
[01:44.68]You get quite irritating.
[01:45.84]So won't the real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up
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