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[00:07.27]What would Brian Boitano do
[00:08.68]If he was here right now,
[00:10.32]He'd make a plan
[00:11.38]And he'd follow through,
[00:12.24]That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
[00:13.81]When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
[00:15.52]Skating for the gold,
[00:17.09]He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
[00:18.82]While wearing a blind fold.
[00:20.50]When Brian Boitano was in the alps, 
[00:22.28]Fighting grizzly bears,
[00:23.78]He used his magical fire breath,
[00:25.42]And saved the maidens fair.
[00:27.40]So what would Brian Boitano do 
[00:29.08]If he were here today,
[00:30.43]I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
[00:32.09]That's what Brian Boitano'd do. 
[00:34.22]I want this V-chip out of me, 
[00:37.24]It has stunted my vocabulary. 
[00:40.70]And I just want my mom 
[00:42.51]To stop fighting everyone 
[00:44.34]For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
[00:45.89]Cos that's what Brian Boitano would do. 
[00:47.56]And what would Brian Boitano do,
[00:49.30]He'd call all the kids in town, 
[00:50.93]And tell them to unite for true
[00:52.61]That's what Brian Boitano would do. 
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[01:01.48]When Brian Boitano travelled through time
[01:03.14]To the year 3010,
[01:04.59]He fought the evil robot kings
[01:06.33]and saved the human race again 
[01:07.96]And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, 
[01:09.87]He beat up Kubela Kong.
[01:11.52]Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody
[01:16.32]So lets all get together, 
[01:18.26]And unite to stop our mom's
[01:19.90]And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
[01:21.58]Cos that's what Brian Boitano do.
[01:23.21]And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too, 
[01:24.95]Cos that's what Brian Boitano dooooo,
[01:28.40]That's what Brian Boitano do. 
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