[ti:Ass Like That]
[ar:Eminem]
[al:Encore]

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[00:00.00]Eminem - Ass Like That
 
[00:05.61]The way you shake it, I can't believe it
[00:08.22]I ain't never seen an ass like that
[00:11.15]The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
[00:14.09]Doing, doing, doing
[00:16.28]
[00:16.96]I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
[00:19.65]I ain't never seen an ass like that
[00:22.66]The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
[00:25.61]Doing, doing, doing
[00:27.54]
[00:27.78]The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
[00:30.09]She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
[00:32.58]Think someones at the door
[00:33.85]But I don't think I'm gonna answer
[00:35.74]Police saying "freeze"
[00:36.97]Doing, doing, doing
[00:39.14]What do you mean freeze?
[00:40.57]Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
[00:42.70]I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
[00:44.90]I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
[00:48.38]I'm already on my knees
[00:50.06]I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
[00:53.39]And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
[00:57.62]Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
[01:00.32]Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
[01:02.22]Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
[01:04.94]If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
[01:07.77]For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
[01:10.82]I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
 
[01:14.55]The way you shake it, I can't believe it
[01:17.28]I ain't never seen an ass like that
[01:20.16]The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
[01:23.15]Doing, doing, doing
[01:25.28]
[01:26.05]Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
[01:28.59]Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
[01:31.74]Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
[01:34.67]Doing, doing, doing
[01:36.34]
[01:36.62]Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
[01:39.15]Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
[01:42.07]I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
[01:44.85]Police saying "freeze"
[01:46.02]Doing doing doing
[01:48.09]What do you mean freeze?
[01:49.58]Geez, I just got my seat
[01:50.98]I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept
[01:53.85]Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
[01:56.81]I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
[01:59.92]I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
[02:02.57]And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
[02:05.46]Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
[02:08.32]I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
[02:11.36]Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
[02:14.04]What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
[02:16.95]I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
[02:19.76]And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
 
[02:23.62]The way you shake it, I can't believe it
[02:26.32]I ain't never seen an ass like that
[02:29.33]The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
[02:32.16]Doing, doing, doing
[02:34.46]
[02:35.11]Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
[02:37.80]I ain't never seen a butt like that
[02:40.62]Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
[02:43.73]Doing, doing, doing
[02:45.63]
[02:45.89]The way she moves she dances like a go-go
[02:48.22]In that video she sings get out your poles, so
[02:51.05]I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
[02:53.91]Police saying "freeze"
[02:55.27]Doing, doing, doing
[02:57.31]What do you mean freeze?
[02:58.69]My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
[03:01.92]I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
[03:06.06]Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
[03:08.92]Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
[03:11.94]I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
[03:15.27]On the radio, but I think I did
[03:17.51]Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
[03:20.35]Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
[03:23.07]I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
[03:26.37]Get to the chopper, everybody get out
[03:29.01]I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
 
[03:32.69]The way you shake it, I can't believe it
[03:35.41]I ain't never seen an ass like that
[03:38.40]The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
[03:41.25]Doing, doing, doing
[03:43.51]
[03:44.11]So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
[03:46.91]I ain't never seen an ass like that
[03:49.75]Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
[03:52.74]Doing, doing, doing
[03:55.10]
[03:55.42]Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)