[ti:bad meets evil]
[ar:eminem]
[al:The Slim Shady]

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[00:02.73]I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts
[00:04.97]You know, there's a story behind that there saloon
[00:09.22]Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over
[00:14.87]Sheriffs couldn't stop em
[00:18.00]Quickest damn gun slingers I've ever seen
[00:22.09]Got murdered in cold blood
[00:25.99]That ol' saloon there was their lil' home away from home
[00:29.85]They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern
[00:33.88]And on a quiet night
[00:35.99]You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine
[00:39.75]
[00:40.27][Eminem]
[00:40.59]I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
[00:42.51]I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
[00:45.14]I translate when my voice is read through a sismograph
[00:48.21]And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head (AAHHH)
[00:50.58]Trapped him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bed
[00:52.86]Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead
[00:55.53]Told him each one of his boys is dead
[00:57.50]I asked him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and said
[00:59.97]
[01:00.30][Royce]
[01:00.72]Who hard? yo I done heard worse
[01:01.91]We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other
[01:04.10]To see which one'll swerve first
[01:05.54]Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity holds
[01:08.09]That of a globe on top of nine other planets
[01:10.03]Kissed the cheek of the devil
[01:11.70]Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin on speakers in the ghetto
[01:15.39]Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist
[01:18.31]Intercepting missles wit my bare hands like a patriot
[01:20.72]One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse
[01:23.08]In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse
[01:25.61]And stay over-worked, its like the Nazis in the nations
[01:28.07]Collaborating, attemptin to take over the earth
[01:30.24]
[01:30.58][Eminem]
[01:30.85]Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil
[01:32.74]We hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people
[01:35.52]He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal
[01:38.10]Above the Law cuz I don't agree wit police either (shit, me neither)
[01:40.99]We ain't eager to be legal
[01:42.95]So please leave me wit the keys to your Jeep Eagle
[01:45.93]I breathe ether in three amounts
[01:48.13]When I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle
[01:50.92]Releasin rage on anybody in squeezing range
[01:53.20]Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain
[01:56.00](He's insane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off
[01:59.34]Cuz I can't find a decent vain
[02:00.73]
[02:00.97][Royce]
[02:01.18]The disaster wit dreds
[02:02.06]I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough
[02:04.34]To kill my soul after I'm dead
[02:05.77]When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter
[02:08.75]Cuz I serve any stranger wit money
[02:10.73]I spray a hundred, man until they joint chains
[02:13.14]While slippin bullets at point blank range like they was punches
[02:15.78]Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral
[02:18.50]Serve this lobbyist, strangle your body then confirm you
[02:20.74]Whippin human ass, throwin blows crackin jaws 
[02:23.18]Wit my fists wrapped in gause, dipped in glue and glass
[02:25.93]I'm blazin MC's, at the same time amazin MC's
[02:28.36]Somehow MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin to me
[02:30.80]>From all of angles of us, flash a mack loud enough to cast a avalanche
[02:34.21]And bust till volcanoes errupt
[02:35.81]
[02:36.04][interlude]
[02:36.41]*phone rings*
[02:37.73]Hello? (Billy) Aiyyo what's up (we're comin to get you)
[02:39.28]STOP, THEY KNOW IT'S US!!
[02:40.50]
[02:41.24][Eminem]
[02:41.84]I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah)
[02:43.30]I'm the one who burned your house down (oh)
[02:45.39]Well I'm out now (shit), and this time I'm comin back to blow your house up
[02:48.55]And I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out of
[02:51.13]Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
[02:53.89]And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms
[02:56.16]And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave
[02:58.47]I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
[03:00.82]
[03:01.10][Royce + (Eminem)]
[03:01.36]Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil
[03:03.18]And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people
[03:06.09]He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal
[03:08.51]Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel
[03:11.08](We'll be waitin) See you in hell
[03:13.89]Wall Street, Royce Da Five-Nine, Slim Shady
[03:20.81]See you in hell for the sequel (bye bye)
[03:24.38]Bad Meets Evil, what? (till next time)
[03:30.58]
[03:31.52][Cowboy]
[03:32.21]And so that's the story when Bad Meets Evil
[03:35.39]Two of the most wanted individuals in the county
[03:38.66]Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens
[03:44.46]It's too bad they had to go out the way they did
[03:47.96]Got shot in the back comin out of that ol' saloon
[03:52.49]But their spirits still live on till this day
[03:56.41]Shhh...[spits] wait, did y'all hear that?
[04:01.66][Footsteps and windblowing]