[ti:Bagpipes From Baghdad]
[ar:Eminem]
[al:Relapse]

[00:01.12]Eminem - Bagpipes From Baghdad
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[00:18.50]oh, its music to my ears
[00:21.72]oh man, how can i describe, the way i feel
[00:28.22]fuckin' great man
[00:31.52]ok, let me see
[00:34.99]how could i begin
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[00:37.60]locked in mariahs wine cellar all i had for lunch,
[00:40.42]was red, more red wine and captain crunch,
[00:43.03]red wine for breakfast and for brunch,
[00:45.17]and to soak it up and in between snack, crack ers to munch
[00:48.09]mariah what ever happened to us
[00:49.95]why did we have to break up
[00:51.31]all i asked for was a glass of punch
[00:53.35]ya see i never really asked for much
[00:55.09]i cant imagine whats
[00:56.51]going through your mind after such
[00:58.45]a nasty break up with that latin hunk
[01:00.49]luis migul
[01:01.12]nick cannon better back the fuck up
[01:03.93]i'm not playin i want her back ya punk
[01:06.10]this is hello kitty bed spread satin funk
[01:08.69]mixed with egyptian with a little rap and punk
[01:11.24]zapp and eric clapton
[01:12.70]shaft, prince, abba, crunk
[01:14.18]ya baby
[01:14.85]i want another crack at ya
[01:16.44]you can beat me with any spatula that you want
[01:18.90]i man i really want you bad you cunt
[01:20.85]nick you had your fun
[01:22.19]i've come to kick you in your sack of junk
[01:24.21]man i could use a fresh batch of blood
[01:26.01]so prepare your vernacular for dracula acupuncture
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[01:29.50]bagpipes from baghdad
[01:31.24]when will it ever cease
[01:32.50]for pete sakes he crazy to say the least
[01:34.70]bagpipes from baghdad
[01:36.39]whats going through my mind
[01:37.44]half time when i rhyme
[01:38.74]while blowing on my
[01:40.00]bagpipes from baghdad
[01:41.50]somebody turn the vacancy sign on
[01:43.37]cause im gone
[01:44.08]blowing on my
[01:45.10]bagpipes from baghdad
[01:46.64]i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad...
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[01:50.02]you could be a permanent fixture
[01:51.33]in my lyrical mixture
[01:52.56]i'm the miracle whip trickster
[01:54.37]my signature sound
[01:55.95]when a tube of lipsticks around
[01:57.89]i'm bound to put it on in an instant
[02:00.33]wow man what an ensemble
[02:01.64]what an assortmen of pharma-
[02:03.13]ceuticals this beautiful pill does to my palm and
[02:05.70]cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle
[02:08.31]never new i could remind me so much of my momma
[02:10.75]i'll cut you like dahmer
[02:11.88]pull a butcher knife on ya
[02:13.15]the size of a sword boy
[02:14.39]i'm like the fucking red sonya
[02:15.78]get it stuck in ya cornea
[02:16.97]nice knowing ya norman
[02:18.30]your so fucking annoying
[02:19.59]drop the shovel boy
[02:20.64]you dont know what the fuck your doing
[02:22.58]i aint playing no fucking more
[02:23.59]nick cannon you prick i wish you luck with the fuckin whore
[02:26.21]every minute theres a sucker born
[02:27.68]snuck up on malachai
[02:28.88]made the motherfucker suck on shruck of corn
[02:31.65]chaka chaka khan chaka khan
[02:32.79]hit jason in the face with a hockey puck and
[02:35.01]tell him its fuckin on
[02:36.45]now what the fuck are you doing
[02:37.69]your running over the snow blower with the lawn mower 
[02:40.61]blowing your bagpipes from baghdad
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[02:42.13]bagpipes from baghdad
[02:43.47]when will it ever cease
[02:44.69]for pete sakes he crazy to say the least
[02:46.90]bagpipes from baghdad
[02:48.62]whats going through my mind
[02:49.68]half time when i rhyme
[02:50.92]while blowing on my
[02:52.10]bagpipes from baghdad
[02:53.71]somebody turn the vacancy sign on
[02:55.74]cause im gone
[02:56.58]blowing on my
[02:57.29]bagpipes from baghdad
[02:58.99]i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag..
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[03:02.35]In a bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
[03:05.08]I bet you they'll become heterosexual
[03:07.60]Nothing will stop me from molesting you
[03:09.61]Titty-fucking you 'till your breast nipples flesh tickle my testicles
[03:12.69]It's what they said to the two conjoined twins
[03:15.22]How's it going, girlfriends, you need a boyfriend?
[03:17.44]You need some ointment? just set up an appointment
[03:20.12]Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip
[03:22.67]I've just got my one year sobriety ??? check
[03:25.42]When the bad get going how bad is it gonna get
[03:27.85]Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with each other
[03:31.03]Especially when they're joined at the hip
[03:32.85]I'm going to get a needle ??? kit
[03:35.49]In attempt to separate the ??? back at the loin, shit (?)
[03:38.94]Lure the little boy with the chocolate chips Ahoy!
[03:41.37]Cookie, lookie, even took me a polaroid
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[03:43.76]bagpipes from baghdad
[03:45.38]when will it ever cease
[03:46.57]for pete sakes he crazy to say the least
[03:48.80]bagpipes from baghdad
[03:50.60]whats going through my mind
[03:51.66]half time when i rhyme
[03:52.53]while blowing on my
[03:53.36]bagpipes from baghdad
[03:55.50]somebody turn the vacancy sign on
[03:57.65]cause im gone
[03:58.44]blowing on my
[03:59.28]bagpipes from baghdad
[04:00.75]i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag..
[04:04.72]bagpipes from baghdad
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