[ti:cum on everybody]
[ar:eminem]
[al:The Slim Shady]

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[00:02.85]Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm.. ahhh, whooooo!! Shit
[00:04.30][Em]
[00:04.63]Yo, mic check
[00:06.28]Testing one, two, um... twelve
[00:09.11](whattup whattup whattup.. Outsidaz)
[00:12.08][Em]
[00:12.71]This is my dance song (Outsidaz)
[00:13.69]Can you hear me?
[00:15.63](Rah Digga, Pacewon, Young Zee)
[00:16.39][Em]
[00:17.44]Aight, ay turn my headphones up
[00:17.85](bust it bust it)
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[00:18.62][Eminem]
[00:18.93]My favoite color is red, like the blood shed
[00:20.37]from Kurt Cobain's head, when he shot himself dead
[00:22.76]Women all grabbin at my shishkabob
[00:24.82]Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve
[00:27.20](I can't stand white people!)
[00:27.51]You thought I was livid, now I'm even more so
[00:29.20]Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat
[00:31.59]I got a wardrobe with an orange robe {*wolf whistle*}
[00:33.84]I'm in the fourth row, signin autographs at your show
[00:36.26](Yo can you sign this right here?)
[00:36.74]I just remembered that I'm absent minded
[00:38.61]Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it
[00:40.98]I'm freestylin every verse that I spit
[00:43.07]cause I don't even remember the words to my shit (umm, one two)
[00:45.46]I told the doc I need a change in sickness
[00:47.55]and gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis
[00:50.04]Put my LP on your Christmas gift list
[00:52.17]You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this
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[00:54.48]Cum on everybody -- get down tonight 
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[01:12.33][Eminem]
[01:12.86]Yo.. yo yo yo yo
[01:13.28]I tried suicide once and I'll try it again
[01:14.48]That's why I write songs where I die at the end
[01:16.77]Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
[01:19.01]and I was wavin it at everybody screamin, "I suck" (I SUCK!!!)
[01:21.55]I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd
[01:23.42]and yell out loud, "All y'all get the hell out now"
[01:25.48]Fuck rap, I'm givin it up y'all, I'm sorry
[01:28.33](But Eminem this is your record release party!)
[01:28.77]I'm bored out of my gourd -- so I took a hammer 
[01:33.31]and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford
[01:35.09]Guess I'm just a sick sick bastard
[01:37.00]who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain't got it all)
[01:39.65]One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
[01:41.79]I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage
[01:44.67](ohhhhhhh) And if you ever see a video for this shit
[01:46.44]I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit
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[01:48.86]Cum on everybody -- get down tonight 
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[02:06.85][Eminem]
[02:07.21]Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit
[02:08.80]Cause they think that I'm a motherfuckin Beastie Boy {*wolf whistle*}
[02:11.30]So I told em I was Mike D
[02:12.71]They was like, "Gee I don't know, he might be!"
[02:15.27]I told em, "Meet me at Kid Rock's next concert
[02:17.36]I'll be standin by the Loch Ness Monster (okay) peace out (bye!!)"
[02:20.23]Then I jetted to the weed house
[02:22.09]Smoked out til I started bustin freestyles
[02:24.33]Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
[02:27.30]Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it with a dipstick (*slurping*}
[02:29.77]Made a couple of crank calls collect [*brrrrrrring, click*]
[02:32.19]"Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept?"
[02:34.37]I wanna make songs all the fellas dub
[02:36.40]And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of
[02:38.66]So just remember when I bomb your set
[02:40.78]Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset
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[02:43.40]Cum on everybody -- get down tonight 
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