[ti:im shady]
[ar:eminem]
[al:The Slim Shady]

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[00:05.57]Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?)
[00:08.00]Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!)
[00:10.61]Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl
[00:13.08]Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, "Fuck the world!"
[00:15.81](Im Slim Shady..) so come and kill me while my names hot
[00:18.31]And shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot (Ow!)
[00:21.26]I think I got a generation brainwashed
[00:23.32]to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot (uhh-oh)
[00:26.55]Stop they blood flow until they veins clot
[00:28.57]I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
[00:31.23]Purple haze and acid raindrops
[00:34.04]Spike the punch at the party and drink pop (gulp gulp)
[00:37.22]Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
[00:38.95]Bad Boy, I told you that I cant stop
[00:41.52]You gotta make em fear you fore you make em feel you
[00:43.82]So everybody buy my shit or Ima come and kill you
[00:46.13]
[00:46.48]I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
[00:50.37]Im your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
[00:55.54]You know me, Im your friend, when you need a minithin
[01:00.82](Im Slim Shady..) Im Shady!!
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[01:06.35][Eminem]
[01:07.07]I like happy things, Im really calm and peaceful (uh-huh huh)
[01:09.53]I like birds, bees, I like people
[01:11.80]I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful (hehehe)
[01:14.33]like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!)
[01:17.19]The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
[01:19.55]while I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like
[01:22.19]cause this is how I am in real life (mm-hmm)
[01:24.57]I dont want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (uh-huh)
[01:27.28]How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat
[01:29.84]when they high off of drugs they havent even done yet (Huh?)
[01:32.34]So bring the money by tonight - cause your wife
[01:34.85]said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life (Help me! Help me!)
[01:37.53]I try to keep it positive and play it cool
[01:39.96]Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!)
[01:42.60]Cause Im the one they can relate to and look up to better
[01:45.24]Tonight I think Ill write my biggest fan a fuck you letter
[01:47.59]
[01:48.02]I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
[01:51.75]Im your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
[01:56.91]You know me, Im your friend, when you need a minithin
[02:02.39](Im Slim Shady..) Im Shady!!
[02:07.09]
[02:07.40][Eminem]
[02:07.84]Yo.. I listen to your demo tape and act like I dont like it
[02:10.67](Aww that shit is wack!)
[02:11.39]Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit
[02:13.60](What?? Thats my shit!)
[02:13.96]People dont buy shit no more they just dub it
[02:15.89]Thats why Im still broke and had the number one club hit (Yup, uh huh)
[02:18.67]But they love it when you make your business public
[02:20.96]so fuck it, Ive got herpes while we on the subject (uh-huh)
[02:23.63]And if I told you I had AIDS yall would play it
[02:26.18]cause you stupid motherfuckers think Im playin when I say it
[02:28.59]-- Well, I do take pills, dont do speed
[02:30.94]Dont do crack (uh-uhh) dont do coke, I do smoke weed (uh-huh)
[02:34.00]Dont do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer (yup)
[02:37.01]I just wanna make a few things clear
[02:39.11]My baby mamas not dead (uh-uhh) shes still alive and bitchin (yup)
[02:41.41]And I dont have herpes, my dicks just itchin
[02:44.01]Its not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested
[02:46.50]I dont know yet, Im too scared to get tested
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[02:49.25]I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
[02:53.24]Im your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
[02:58.20]You know me, Im your friend, when you need a minithin
[03:03.89](Im Slim Shady..) Im Shady!!
[03:11.05](Ha hah-ha, ha! Ha hah, hah..) I told you I was Shady!!
[03:15.72](Ha hah-ha, hah-ha! Ha hah, hah-ha, hah-ha, hah-ha)
[03:18.39]Yall didnt wanna believe me!
[03:23.83]Im Shady!!
[03:29.18].. And thats my name