[ti:Insane] [ar:Eminem] [al:Relapse] [00:-2.00]Eminem - Insane [00:-1.00] [00:00.33] [00:01.73]I was born with a dick in my brain [00:03.70]Yea fucked in the head [00:04.94]My step-father said that I sucked in the bed [00:07.48]'Til one night he snuck in and said [00:09.30]We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed [00:12.43]"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" [00:14.82]After I fuck you in the butt, get some head [00:17.15]Bust a nut, get some rest [00:18.46]The next day my mother said, [00:19.72]"I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid" [00:22.11]The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared [00:24.59]He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead [00:27.08]Jeffrey don't let that fucker get you upset [00:29.40]Go in there stick a fucking cigarette to his neck [00:31.96]I bet you he's faking it, I bet you [00:33.72]I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get [00:36.94]I'll go handle this of course unless you object [00:39.18]Ah, go fuck his brains out if any is left in his head [00:41.40] [00:41.77]If you could count the skeletons in my closet [00:44.24]Under my bed and up under my faucet [00:46.72]Then you would know I've completely lost it [00:49.07]Is he nuts? No, he's insane [00:51.99] [00:52.22]If you could count the skeletons in my closet [00:54.02]Under my bed and up under my faucet [00:56.53]Then you would know I've completely lost it [00:58.87]Is he nuts? No, he's insane [01:01.52] [01:01.78]You get it? No I just tried to bite my face off [01:03.87]I just got fucking chased off with a chainsaw [01:06.32]Then he took the chainsaw bit the fucking blades off [01:08.78]Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot [01:11.23]Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop [01:13.67]Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong [01:16.15]Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong [01:18.59]That motherfucker's got nuts like king kong [01:21.03]Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn [01:23.55]And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on [01:25.90]Then he took his pants he took every fucking thing off [01:28.40]Everything except his tank top and his training bra [01:30.81]Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog [01:33.21]Man that motherfuckers gangsta, ain't he dog? [01:35.66]Shady dog, what be going through that fucking brain of yours? [01:38.14]Say no more, what the fuck you waiting for? Sing along. [01:40.67] [01:40.93]If you could count the skeletons in my closet [01:42.98]Under my bed and up under my faucet [01:45.48]Then you would know I've completely lost it [01:47.83]Is he nuts? No, he's insane [01:50.59] [01:50.97]If you could count the skeletons in my closet [01:52.77]Under my bed and up under my faucet [01:55.22]Then you would know I've completely lost it [01:57.61]Is he nuts? No, he's insane [02:00.30] [02:00.51]Don't you know what felch means? (Yea) [02:01.89]Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching? [02:05.11]Fuck 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching [02:07.53]Burp belch and go back for a second helping [02:09.97]Can you dig what I'm saying man? can you smell me? [02:12.45]I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me [02:14.91]Fuck a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping [02:17.29]Shady what the fuck you saying? I don't know help me! [02:19.78]What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fucking melting! [02:22.28]Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being [02:24.67]No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing [02:27.16]I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see [02:29.59]I only get naked when the babysitter tells me [02:32.00]She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street [02:34.46]But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey [02:36.90]Well this is called Ass-Rape and we should do the Jail scene [02:39.21] [02:39.52]If you could count the skeletons in my closet [02:41.81]Under my bed and up under my faucet [02:44.26]Then you would know I've completely lost it [02:46.61]Is he nuts? No, he's insane [02:49.37] [02:49.65]If you could count the skeletons in my closet [02:51.57]Under my bed and up under my faucet [02:54.08]Then you would know I've completely lost it [02:56.41]Is he nuts? No, he's insane [03:00.20]