[ti:My Ballz feat.D12] [ar:Eminem] [al:The Pre-King Mathers LP] [00:00.00]<Eminem>Ballz, Ballz, Ballz [00:03.45]Ballz, Ballz, Ballz [00:05.70]You'll never touch my.. [00:07.35]<Chorus-Eminem>Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough [00:10.15]You're standin' tough [00:11.12]But you know that no matter what [00:12.98]You'll never get the chance to touch [00:15.10]My ballz, ballz, ballz [00:17.07]Ballz, ballz, ballz [00:20.88]You'll never touch my ballz [00:23.09]<Swift>I see you ain't a playa, you ain't ballin' [00:24.73]And I don't even care who the hell you call in [00:26.63]In this game, it ain't no talkin' [00:28.47]You can get it started, I nail the coffin [00:30.44]And all I here is "get your man up off him" [00:32.41]So why I gotta stop it, this nigga was talkin' [00:34.22]And I ain't gotta prove you nothin' [00:36.19]I do it and you ain't gotta push my buttons [00:38.22]<Bizarre>This dude in front of me, he weighs a brick [00:39.94]He's quick and I can't get Marshall hit [00:41.83]So I played my position and don't make a move [00:43.73]Been doin' this for years, my team can't lose [00:45.65]And ain't nobody, ain't nobody hard [00:47.67]9 o'clock, I'm gonna punch me a guard [00:49.53]Hut one, hut two, I'm ready [00:51.57]Hike, give the ball to Nelly [00:53.49]And nobody out there feels me [00:55.30]Take this 'fore you have to kill me [00:57.27]And any player in my way, I'm foldin' [00:59.06]Damn it, call holton [01:01.24]<Chorus-Eminem>Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough [01:03.73]You're standin' tough [01:04.79]But you know that no matter what [01:06.50]You'll never get the chance to touch [01:08.81]My ballz, ballz, ballz [01:11.26]Ballz, ballz, ballz [01:14.81]You'll never touch my ballz [01:16.81]<Eminem> Football, Football, I love football [01:18.28]Yes, tres, dos, uno [01:20.26]Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole son of a bitch [01:24.27]Everybody cuddle, blah I mean huddle [01:26.14]I just stepped in a mud puddle, butthole [01:27.94]Freak, who just tapped on my ass cheek [01:29.90]Nevermind, let's try quarterback sneak [01:31.75]Cover me, smother me with love that's brotherly [01:34.46]That didn't work, try another play [01:35.85]Hut one, hut two, hut hut hurry up [01:37.95]I'm reachin' up another grown man's butt [01:39.39]Hike the ball, I mean I like Bizarre [01:41.36]But Jesus yikes, I think I can feel his balls [01:43.13]My dick is long as it is hard, yeah so are my balls [01:46.35]It's the longest yard, whoops that's not the chorus [01:49.04]Run it back, wrong song, yeah disreguard [01:50.88]That whole statement I just made, what yard line we on? [01:53.26]On 5 and our timeouts are gone [01:55.27]Less than a minute left, I just throw my ball [01:57.48]To the sideline to Von, he steps outta bounds [01:59.61]48 seconds left on the clock but every last one counts [02:02.47]Call another huddle, we're down by six [02:04.30]The plan is, to throw the ball to Swift [02:06.20]But he's so god dang high, that he's trips [02:08.08]Falls and slips, Proof grabs him by his fingertips [02:10.12]And runs the ball all the way down to the one [02:12.19]But he don't get in, but all we need is a put ??? [02:15.98]But all we need is a touch down and an extra point to win [02:18.66]But then I get sacked all the way back to the ten [02:20.76]God dammit I'ma slap somebody if I get tapped on the ass again [02:24.01]Everybody's laughin' now, no timeouts and its now fourth now [02:27.44]We're never gonna make it, wait I just got an idea [02:29.94]Quick, everybody get naked, Denaun go long [02:32.79]I'ma throw the bomb, c'mon how they gonna tackle you with no pants on [02:36.32]Ass out with a floppin' schlong, touchdown yeah I told you [02:40.02]It's the longest yard [02:41.31]<Chorus-Eminem>Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough [02:43.65]You're standin' tough [02:44.80]But you know that no matter what [02:46.44]You'll never get the chance to touch [02:48.57]My ballz, ballz, ballz [02:51.43]Ballz, ballz, ballz [02:54.67]You'll never touch my ballz [02:56.56]<Kuniva>The new face on the yard, just hand me the ball [02:58.12]I'ma run through all of ya'll, ya'll just soft [03:00.02]Even though my cleats is kickin' up mud [03:02.01]It's more tragic for me, I'm stiff armin' punks [03:03.80]High steppin' through the end zone [03:05.30]I been grown, I'm so dirty you don't even know my skin tone [03:07.81]It's time to rumble, no time to fumble [03:09.82]And I won't stumble, your frontline will tumble [03:11.74]Playin' ball with killas, my team's the realest [03:13.71]Three time offenders, even drug dealers [03:15.57]One of the best runnin' backs there never was [03:17.51]Movin' like Barry Sanders, leavin' you in the dust [03:19.40]<Proof>Yack is high, I got the highest yack [03:21.11]Hit the ground so hard I leave tire tracks [03:23.03]Bizarre snaps like a fire crack [03:24.91]And my palm more stickier than spider back [03:26.92]Eyin' my eye, a Mack truck tryin to sack us [03:28.99]No matter how big they flyin' backwards [03:30.89]Wide reciever, recievin' wide [03:32.72]For every stride in my life, yo I breathe and die [03:34.54]<Kon Artis>Defense is playin' a pass [03:35.77]Then the quarterback peeps and screams (blue 43) [03:37.74]That means that its time for me [03:39.13]To run out the back like a bat straight outta hell [03:41.00]My tracks burn turf when they excell [03:42.42]I try to lateral pass the ball to Proof [03:44.26]He got dropped and the ball came loose [03:46.19]And shot up like a flare, I gave the ball a stare [03:48.21]And use my lineman's shoulder as a chair [03:49.86]Now I'm flyin' through the air like a superhero [03:51.76]I can use this pose for a box of cereal [03:53.93]I'm no joke punk, I get my dinerio [03:55.79]For bein' the best player on my team what [03:58.03]As soon as I hear the hut 1, 2, hut [04:00.05]I do one run, run, the screen go run run [04:01.94]Then I cut, spin around in the endzone (touchdown!) [04:05.79]Then I do the ninety shuffle so [04:08.51]<Chorus-Eminem>Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough [04:09.31]You're standin' tough [04:11.11]But you know that no matter what [04:11.40]You'll never get the chance to touch [04:13.24]My ballz, ballz, ballz [04:17.08]Ballz, ballz, ballz [04:19.52]You'll never touch my ballz [04:21.76]<Eminem>Footballs [04:23.03]I'm talkin' about footballs dude