[ti:real slim shady] [ar:eminem ] [al:] [offset:500] [00:03]May I have your attention please, [00:06]may I have your attention please [00:09]will the real slim shady please stand up, [00:12]I repeat [00:13]will the real slim shady please stand up..... [00:17]we're gonna have a problem here......... [00:18]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:20]jaws all on the floor [00:21]like pam and tommy just burst in the door [00:23]and started whoopin her ass worse than before [00:25]they first were divorced [00:26]throwing her over furniture (aaaaaah) [00:27]It's the return of the... [00:28]"awww..wait, no wait, you're kidding, [00:30]he didn't just say what I think he did, [00:31]did he?" [00:32]and Dr. Dre said... [00:33]nothing you idiots, Dr Dre's dead [00:36]he's locked in my bassment [00:37]feminist women love eminem [00:38]chicka chicka chicka slim shady, [00:40]"I'm sick of him, lookit him [00:41]walkin around, grabbin his you know what [00:43]flippin' to you know who" [00:44]"yeah, but he's so cute though" [00:46]yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48]but no worse than what's goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh) [00:50]sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose [00:53]but cant, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:55]My bum is on your lips, My bum is on your lips [00:57]and if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss [01:00]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:01]and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is [01:04]of course they're gonna know what intercourse is [01:06]by the time they hit 4th grade [01:08]they got the discovery channel, dont they? [01:09]we ain't nothing but mammals [01:11]well, some of us cannibals [01:12]who cut other people open like cantelopes [01:13]but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:16]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18]but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote [01:20]women wave your pantehose, sing the chorus and it goes.............. [01:23]I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady [01:24]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:27]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up [01:31]cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady [01:34]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:36]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up [01:41]Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records [01:42]well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too [01:45]you think I give a damn about a grammy [01:47]half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me [01:50]"but slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird" [01:52]why? so you guys can just lie to get me here [01:54]so you can sit me here next to britney spears [01:56]shit,Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59]so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:01]and hear em argue over who she gave head to first [02:03]little bitch, put me on blast on MTV [02:06]"yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee hee" [02:08]I should download her audio on MP3 [02:10]and show the world how you gave eminem VD (aaaaaah) [02:13]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups [02:15]all you do is annoy me [02:16]so I have been sent here to destroy you [02:17]and there's a million of us just like me [02:19]who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me [02:22]who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me [02:24]and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me................. [02:26]I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady [02:29]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:31]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up [02:35]cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady [02:38]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:40]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up [02:45]I'm like a head trip to listen to [02:46]cause I'm only givin you things [02:47]you joke about with your friends inside you livin' room [02:49]the only difference is I got the balls to say it [02:51]in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all [02:54]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:56]and whether you like to admit it (riiip) [02:58]I just shit it better than 90% you rappers out can [03:00]then you wonder how can [03:02]kids eat up these albums like valiums [03:03]it's funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty [03:05]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting [03:07]pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with jergen's [03:10]and I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:12]in every single person there's a slim shady lurkin [03:14]he could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings [03:17]or in the parking lot, circling, screamin I dont give a fuck [03:19]with his windows down and his system up [03:22]so will the real shady please stand up [03:23]and put 1 of those fingers on each hand up [03:26]and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:28]and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go? ................. [03:30]I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady [03:33]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:35]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up [03:39]cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady [03:42]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:44]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up [03:48]cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady [03:51]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:54]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up [03:58]cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady [04:00]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:03]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up [04:08]haha guess it's a slim shady in all of us........ [04:14]fuck it let's all stand up [04:17]