[ti:Taking My Ball]
[ar:Eminem]
[al:Relapse (Bonus CD)]

[00:01.12]Eminem -Taking My Ball
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[00:08.08]Make my vocals sound sexy,
[00:15.65]Come on man, come on man, okaaaay,
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[00:21.33]It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
[00:23.59]But its all right, its ok with me,
[00:26.26]I'll do my steps all by myself,
[00:28.85]I don't need nobody to play with me,
[00:31.50]But if you just give me a chance,
[00:33.48]I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
[00:36.08]But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
[00:38.62]Taking my ball and going home, hooome,
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[00:42.14]I'm that guy man,
[00:43.09]Shove a diamond up my hind end,
[00:45.12]and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut bubbles,
[00:47.78]Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles,
[00:50.52]While I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl,
[00:52.60]Now lets cuddle,
[00:53.29]Blood curdling your gurgling on your blood,
[00:55.30]What I do for my next trick,
[00:56.93]Im feeling won-derful,
[00:58.40]I think I might just do something a little less subtle,
[01:01.14]Shove a f-cking tonka truck up a little kids butthole,
[01:03.76]Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of
[01:06.58]The valentines day massacre slash assassin
[01:08.76]I slash her in the ass with a icicle
[01:11.16]And leave her laying a blood bath
[01:13.33]While I put a catheter in
[01:15.04]And jump in the bath with her,
[01:16.94]In my spiderman mask man
[01:18.51]Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on,
[01:20.78]Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the b-tch run a triathlon,
[01:24.37]Are those pistachio's damn, I'd like to have some,
[01:27.46]Laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one,
[01:30.24]Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on,
[01:32.78]God damn man are you that much of an asshole,
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[01:35.81]It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
[01:37.48]But its all right, its ok with me,
[01:40.18]I'll do my steps all by myself,
[01:42.70]I don't need nobody to play with me,
[01:45.38]But if you just give me a chance,
[01:47.33]I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
[01:49.89]But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
[01:52.48]Taking my ball and going home, hooome,
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[01:56.12]I'm like houdini,
[01:56.89]Tuck my teenyeenyweeny between each
[01:58.90]One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie,
[02:01.45]Make sh-t disappear like tara reid in a bikini, believe me homie,
[02:04.08]You don't know the meaning of a meanie,
[02:06.71]They call me the fruit loop from jupiter,
[02:09.27]I』m trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot,
[02:11.41]Dont move or ya might get it stuck so f-cking far in your uvula
[02:14.74]You aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus,
[02:17.54]Totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studia
[02:20.57]Now who do ya think is more fruitier,
[02:22.58]Weener smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube
[02:25.22]Of ya eye shadow and man it look nice,
[02:27.42]You should have seen it mother,
[02:28.27]I think i'll put a piece of art on my visa card,
[02:30.84]Then I'll go meet mischa barton with a Cuisinart
[02:33.16]Then mosy on over to Rosie oDonnell's
[02:35.69]With McDonald's jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos..
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[02:38.79]It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
[02:40.69]But its all right, its ok with me,
[02:43.40]I'll do my steps all by myself,
[02:46.03]I don't need nobody to play with me,
[02:48.81]But if you just give me a chance,
[02:50.68]I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
[02:53.21]But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
[02:55.75]Taking my ball and going home, hooome,
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[02:59.27]Shady what are you doing chewing on a human,
[03:01.42]Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back room
[03:04.29]Assuming the fact that dudes in the back room
[03:07.25]Using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon,
[03:09.95]Skewing a rat or cat screwing a baboon,
[03:12.59]You shouldn't ask what is he doing with that broom,
[03:15.28]You should be glad he didn't leave you full of stab wounds,
[03:17.90]You in a trance, im back doing my dance ooh,
[03:20.65]But there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
[03:23.29]And make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing
[03:25.63]Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for,
[03:27.88]Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk?
[03:30.99]Cos I』m scared there's monster's under my bed,
[03:33.75]Kelly Pickler hit my juice box under my bassinet,
[03:36.24]No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed,
[03:38.88]You like graffiti dike, well I can pee pee and write your name,
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[03:41.60]It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
[03:44.02]But its all right, its ok with me,
[03:46.74]I'll do my steps all by myself,
[03:49.28]I don't need nobody to play with me,
[03:52.18]But if you just give me a chance,
[03:53.97]I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
[03:56.48]But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
[03:59.12]Taking my ball and going home, hooome
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