[ti:under the influence] [ar:eminem] [al:The Marshall Mathers] [offset:500] [Eminem] [00:09.49]Translation [00:10.29]So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit [00:14.77]Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick - ha ha! [00:19.92]Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies [00:23.43]I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties [00:25.25]A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass [00:28.25]so the rats can't chew through his last pants [00:29.94]I'm like a mummy at night, fightin with bright lightning [00:32.41]Frightened with five little white Vicadin pills bitin him [00:34.79]I'm like a fuckin wasp in the hospital lost [00:37.23]Stingin the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls [00:39.69]I light a candle and place it up on the mantle [00:42.14]Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle [00:44.79]So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin [00:46.99][Swifty] Bitch it's too late [00:48.41][Eminem] Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains [00:49.80] [00:50.12][Swifty] [00:50.47]I'm an instigator, .380 slug penetrator [00:52.08]Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters [00:54.39]Accused for every crime known through the equator [00:57.11]They knew I did it (uh-huh) for havin blood on my 'gators [00:59.36]My weed'll hit yo' chest like a double barrel gauge an' [01:02.17]I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in yo' face [*BLAM*] [01:04.93]With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remi I do shit on purpose [01:07.90]You never hear me say, "Forgive me" [01:09.59]I'm snatchin every penny - it gotta be that way nigga, face it [01:12.33]That weed I sold to you, Brigade laced it [01:14.41]You hidin, I make the president get a facelift [01:16.84]Niggaz just afraid, handin me they bracelets [01:19.50]Chillin in the lab wasted [01:21.21]I'm the type that'll drink Kahlua and gin - throw up on the mic [01:24.16]Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site [01:27.04]And even at the Million Man March, we gon' fight [01:29.11] [01:29.48][Chorus: Eminem] [01:29.77]So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit [01:33.80]Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick [01:38.85]Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like, my shit [01:43.68]Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick [01:48.23] [01:48.62][Bizarre] [01:49.18]I'm a compulsive liar, settin my preacher on fire [01:51.62]Slashin your tires, flyin down Fenkel and Meyers [01:54.38]Plates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired [01:56.60]Jackin my dick off in a bed of barbed wire [01:58.90](Hey, is Bizarre performing?) Bitch didn't you read the flyer? [02:01.37]Special invited guest will be, Richard Pryor [02:04.01](Aren't you a male dancer?) Nah bitch, I'm retired [02:06.29]Fuckin your bitch in the ass with a tire iron [02:08.90]I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip [02:11.12]My DJ's in a coma for lettin the record skip.. [*needle pops*] [02:13.87]Lettin the record skip.. [*needle pops*] [02:16.32]Lettin the record skip.. [*needle pops*] (Damn!) [02:17.10][*DJ reverses the record and scratches it back on beat*] [02:19.45]I'm fuckin anything when I'm snortin [02:20.97]It's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion [02:23.61][*dog whines*] Some bitch asked for my autograph [02:26.05]I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed [02:28.46]I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam [02:31.05]All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin ass mom [02:33.46] [02:33.76][Proof] [02:34.14]Aiyyo flashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crack [02:36.85]Weed laced with somethin [*gun cocks*] nigga pass that [02:39.37]In Amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats [02:41.69]At a 'Stop the Violence' rally, I blast gats [02:44.41]Be your mom on publishin, get your ASCAP-ped [02:47.28]The Kuniva, divide up your cash stack [02:49.37]Run your motherfuckin pockets, ASAP [02:51.97]I don't need a platinum chain, bitch I snatch Shaq's [02:54.31]Born loser, half theif and half black [02:56.38]Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at [02:59.27]Bitch smacker, rich rappers get they Jag jacked [03:01.84]and found chopped up in a trash bag [03:03.42] [03:03.66][Kuniva] [03:03.96]We stranglin rappers until the point they can't yell [03:05.52]cause they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales [03:08.37]Reckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace [03:10.67]Gruesome, and causin more violence than nine hoodlums [03:13.06]I grapple your adam's apple until it crackle [03:15.64]Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you [03:18.24]Get executed, cuz I'm a "Luni" [03:20.22]I got a "Yukmouth" and it's polluted [03:21.89]I cock it back then shoot it [03:23.31]I love snatchin up players thugs and young ballers [03:25.64]Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers [03:27.96]Brigade barricade to bring the noise [03:30.35]While the bullets break your bones up like Christmas toys [03:32.69]If I go solo, I'm doin a song with Bolo [03:35.13]A big Chinese nigga, screamin "Kuniva yo yo.." [03:37.88]I leave ya face leakin, run up in church [03:40.23]and smack the preacher while he's preachin [03:42.04]Take a swing at the deacon [03:42.95] [03:43.23][Kon Artis] [03:43.60]I used to tell cats I sold weed and weight [03:45.29]I was straight 'til I got caught sellin em shake [03:47.51]I'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent [03:50.10]I got kicked out of summer camp for havin sex in my tent [03:52.44]with the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order [03:55.07]I've been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin in water [03:57.52]In cahoots with this nigga named Carlisle Von [04:00.11]who got fired from UPS for tryin to send you a bomb [04:02.43](Special delivery!) I signed to a local label for fun [04:03.90]Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run [04:07.55]Driveby you in the rain while you carry your son [04:09.72]Call your house and hang up on you for not givin me none [04:12.24]Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun [04:14.68]Got a reputation for havin niggaz runnin they funds [04:17.29]Used to be the type of nigga that was foldin some one's [04:19.66]'til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin in dough [04:22.11] [04:22.41][Chorus] [04:22.88]So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit [04:27.03]Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick [04:31.98]Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like, my shit [04:36.82]Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick [04:41.51] [04:41.99][Eminem] [04:42.49]Haha.. suck my motherfuckin dick [04:48.24]D-12.. Dirty motherfuckin Dozen [04:57.46]Nasty like a stank slut bitch with thirty fuckin husbands [05:02.65]Bizarre kid [05:06.08]Swifty McVeigh [05:09.45]The Kon Artis [05:11.29]The Kuniva [05:13.57]Dirty Harry [05:15.98]Haha, and Slim Shady..