[ti:the neden game] [ar:insane clown posse ] [al:] [offset:500] [00:02]Let's meet contestant #1 [00:03]He's a skitsophranic serial killer clown who says [00:06]women love his sexy smile [00:09]Let's find out if his charm will work on sharon [00:11]Sharon, what's your question? [00:13]contestant #1 [00:14]i believe first impressions last forever [00:17]so let's say you were to come over to my parents' house [00:19]and have dinner with me and my family [00:21]Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick [00:25]let's see, [00:26]well i'd have to think about it [00:28]i might show up in a tux [00:30]HA!! but i doubt it [00:32]i'd probably just show up naked like i always do [00:35]and look your momma in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU! [00:38]hurry up bitch i'm hungry [00:40]i smell spaghetti [00:41]i pinch her loopy ass and tell her GET THE FOOD READY! [00:44]your dad would probably start trippin [00:46]and get me pissed [00:47]i'd have to walk up and BUST him in his FUCKIN lips [00:50]it's dinner time [00:51]we're hearin grace from your mother [00:53]i pull the 40 out and pour some for your little brother [00:57]i'm steady starin at your sister, i'll tell ya this [01:00]you know for only 13 she got some big tits! [01:03]after that, your dad would try to jump again [01:06]and only this time i'd put the 40 to his chin [01:09]after your mom does the dishes and the silverware [01:12]i dry fuck her till i nut in my underwear [01:15] hehe haha [01:23]now let's meet contestant #2 [01:25]he's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak [01:29]who works for the dark carnival [01:31]he says women call him stretch nuts [01:33]sharon let's hear your question [01:35]i like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions [01:38]A man who expresses himself in his own special way [01:42]#2 if you fell in love with me [01:44]exactly how would you let me know? [01:47]first thing [01:49]i could never love you [01:50]you sound like a richie bitch yo [01:52]FUCK YOU! [01:54]but if i did, i'd probably show you that i care [01:57]by takin all these other motherfuckers outta here [02:00]i'd go through your phone book and whack em all [02:03]and find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw [02:06]anyone who looked atcha would have to pay [02:09]i'd be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day [02:13]i'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist [02:16]let em go and watch em both spring up in your face [02:19]i'd sing love songs to ya [02:21]the best i can [02:22]getcha naked and hit it like a CAKE MAN! [02:25]then we go to the beach and walk through the sand [02:28]i'd throw a little in your face and say i'm just playin [02:32]as we spread it all out i rub your back [02:35]i'd grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASSCRACK!! [02:37] [02:44]well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensitivity [02:49]sharon, it's a tough choice so far [02:51]sharon, let's have your last question and see [02:54]which one is gonna win the rights to your Neden [02:56]ok if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time [03:01]tell me [03:02]how would you each get my attention [03:04]and what would your pickup line be? [03:07]who ever's the smoothest wins! [03:09]ok, first [03:10]i'd sliiiiiiiide up to the bar [03:12]and tell you that i can't believe how fuckin fat you are [03:15]i'd tell you i like the way you make your titties shake [03:18]and if you lost a little weight you'd look like riki lake [03:21]FUCK THAT [03:23]you'd be jackin me quick [03:24]i'd order you a drink [03:26]and stir it with my dick [03:28]and then to get your attention in the crowded place [03:31]i'd simply walk up and STICK MY NUTS IN YOUR FACE [03:34]yeah freak her with your nuts yeah [03:36]that'll get her [03:37]tell her that she's fat YEAH that'll work even better [03:40]look, fuck you [03:42]i got a strong rap [03:43]shit [03:44]you don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack [03:47]i walk into a bar and there he was [03:50]standin up on a bucket eww tryin to fuck it [03:53]it was a big fuckin smelly ass farm llama [03:56]DAMN DOG how you gonna dis your momma?