[ti:99 problems]
[ar:jay-z]
[al:the black album]

[offset:500]
Artist Jay-Z 
Album The Black Album  
Song 99 Problems 
[00:00.40]If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
[00:02.88]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:05.38]
[00:05.69][Verse One]
[00:06.03]I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
[00:07.96]Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
[00:10.49]Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
[00:13.25]I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
[00:15.66]If you grew up with O's and you zap the toes
[00:18.05]You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe
[00:20.56]I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
[00:23.30]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
[00:25.92]Got beef with radio if i don't play they show
[00:28.45]They don't play my hits well i don't give a shit SO
[00:31.11]Rap mags try and use my black ass
[00:33.53]So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
[00:36.78]I don't know what you take me as
[00:38.71]or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has
[00:41.11]I'm from rags to ritches nigga i ain't dumb
[00:43.82]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:46.38]Hit me
[00:46.90]
[00:47.24][Chorus]
[00:49.51]99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:51.76]If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
[00:53.92]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:56.65]Hit me
[00:57.19]
[00:57.48][Verse Two]
[00:57.80]The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
[00:59.19]In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin law
[01:01.73]I got two choices yall pull over the car or
[01:04.18]Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
[01:06.99]Now i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jake
[01:09.46]Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
[01:11.73]So i...pull over to the side of the road
[01:14.47]And i heard "Son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?"
[01:17.13]Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low
[01:19.59]Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know
[01:22.26]Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?
[01:24.75]"Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four"
[01:27.38]"Liscense and regestration and step out of the car"
[01:29.86]"Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are"
[01:32.37]I ain't steppin out of shit all my papers legit
[01:34.93]"Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?"
[01:37.81]Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
[01:40.12]And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that
[01:42.70]"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
[01:46.78]"Or somebody important or somethin?"
[01:48.02]Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
[01:50.61]Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
[01:53.04]"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
[01:55.36]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[01:58.00]Hit me
[01:58.43]
[01:58.66][Chorus X2]
[02:00.69]99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:03.44]If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
[02:05.69]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:08.25]Hit me
[02:11.35]99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:13.50]If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
[02:15.83]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:18.57]Hit me
[02:18.98]
[02:19.27][Verse Three]
[02:19.59]Now once upon a time not too long ago
[02:21.06]A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
[02:23.49]This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
[02:25.96]But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
[02:29.03]I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord
[02:31.21]Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
[02:33.74]You know the type loud as a motor bike
[02:36.33]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
[02:38.87]The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappin
[02:41.49]He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
[02:44.17]And there i go traped in the kit kat again
[02:46.62]Back through the system with the riff raff again
[02:49.56]Fiends on the floor scratchin again
[02:51.75]Paparatzi's with they cameras snappin them
[02:54.27]D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again
[02:56.81]Half-a-mil for bail cause i'm African
[02:59.56]All because ths fool was horrasin them
[03:02.04]Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
[03:04.53]But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how i hold my gun
[03:06.94]I got 99 problems but this bitch ain't one
[03:09.87]Hit me
[03:10.33]
[03:10.97][Chorus X3]
[03:12.40]99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
[03:14.81]If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
[03:17.24]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[03:19.95]Hit me
[03:22.54]99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
[03:25.34]If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
[03:27.57]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[03:30.28]Hit me
[03:36.85]99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
[03:37.34]If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
[03:38.51]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[03:41.66]Hit me
[03:42.87]
[03:43.44]You're crazy for this one Rick
[03:44.78]It's your boy
[03:46.07] 
[03:46.71]end