[ti:反非主流主題曲]
[ar:JING良良]
[al:非主流的故事]

[00:02.39]★★★★反非主流★★★★
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[00:07.62]☆☆☆JING 良良☆☆
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[00:15.41]★★by:★★
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[00:22.83]合：偶素非主流 偶非常滴口耐
[00:25.56]你有米有聽到偶講話都很奇怪
[00:28.32]某男子：表招惹偶哦 偶素某幫派滴
[00:30.74]小心偶和（han）偶滴兄弟去T你滴pp
[00:33.63]合：偶素非主流 偶非常滴口耐
[00:36.40]你有米有看到偶打扮都很奇怪
[00:39.10]某女子:表欺負偶哦 偶素某家族滴
[00:41.58]小心偶勁舞里親耐滴會T你滴PP
[00:44.65]某男子： MM丫~初次見面
[00:47.32]偶看到你滴空間有好多漂漂片片
[00:50.11]你有米有看到偶給你滴留言？
[00:52.63]偶素不素可以約你出來見個面？
[00:55.34]某女子：GG丫~呼呼~你真討厭~
[00:57.96]其實偶早就去過你滴空間
[01:00.69]早知道你滴暱稱叫做「某男子」
[01:03.36]真的好巧，偶滴暱稱叫做「某女子」
[01:06.34]某男子：MM快點打開視頻 讓偶看看你
[01:08.74]偶坐在這裡聊天聊得有點等不及
[01:11.58]其實。。偶素真滴一直稀飯你
[01:14.13]最稀飯滴就是你用繁體字講話滴語氣
[01:17.23]某女子：好勒啦~給你看 偶今天塗了新的腮紅
[01:20.08]偶稀飯用眼線液塗黑色的眼影
[01:22.54]GG 好稀飯你嘴上那個黑色唇釘
[01:25.12]不知道偶們如果接吻的話 你會不會疼？
[01:28.23]某男子：不會勒啦~這樣比較非主流~
[01:30.69]偶今天剛剛燙了亞麻色的錫紙頭
[01:33.43]你看 偶這邊的耳朵上有十七個耳洞
[01:36.09]偶十七歲滴生日穿滴 一點也不疼
[01:38.90]某女子：哇哦~GG哦~你真滴好帥~
[01:41.82]偶看你到玩勁舞也跳得好快~
[01:44.54]好稀飯哦。。。偶有點想做耐~
[01:47.06]不知道你素不素那個也會很快~
[01:50.00]某男子：才不會勒啦~人家那個好厲害
[01:52.51]不如今晚咱們見面偶真的非常期待
[01:55.26]偶會帶着相機做耐時候拍拍
[01:58.30]ps以後發到偶們空間裡來
[02:00.98]某女子：討厭勒啦~GG你真的好壞~
[02:03.72]米有七百萬像素滴相機才不跟你拍拍
[02:06.58]偶先說好 偶不素個隨便滴人哦
[02:09.12]你以後只許愛偶一個 要寫在資料里哦
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[02:12.43]話外音： MC良良：
[02:12.66]於是 這倆個SB 就這樣見了面
[02:14.70]然後一起到某個旅館裡面開了一個房間
[02:17.58]後來發生的事情 說不說都隨便
[02:19.65]反正每天都有類似的事情發生在你身邊
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[02:22.72]這只是一個故事 倆主角都沒有素質
[02:25.28]中學還沒畢業 就缺得不像樣子
[02:27.93]如果我有這樣的孩子我一定會很傷心
[02:30.88]所以我打心裡很想去問候他們的母親
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[02:33.78]我並沒有打算讓這個故事發人深省
[02:36.32]我也不會缺到去泡非主流的女生
[02:39.14]文化沒有 素質沒有 還搞蝦米非主流
[02:41.93]= =。 拜託 一個一個簡直都是小丑
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[02:43.40]jing:
[02:44.03]eh en.
[02:44.45]你是非主流還是飛主流
[02:47.31]u better check them out.
[02:48.77]these little kids are Non-mainstream?
[02:50.20]come on they look like circus chicks.
[02:52.56]are u guys trying to be a Acrobatic Troupe
[02:55.25]or is it me just thinking too much.
[02:57.77]If u love body peircing soo much
[02:59.57]then let me give u a suggestion,
[03:01.54]how bout get a peircing on ur butt crack.
[03:03.34]whats it suppose to call?
[03:04.98]a butt crack peirce? (hahaha ...)
[03:06.54]my mom didnt tought me very well enough to
[03:08.91]be a gentle lady.
[03:10.28]but atlease we know the difference between clowns
[03:12.67]go take a look urself in the merrior.
[03:14.71]what do u see?
[03:15.80]u see a clown.