[ti:Rocks Instead of Rice] [ar:Kellie Pickler] [al:Kellie Pickler] [00:01.24]Kellie Pickler - Rocks Instead of Ricel [00:10.12] [00:16.07] [00:18.53]Long, white limousine pulls up to a church [00:26.83]The sick part of me wishes it was a hearse [00:35.25]I didn't get an invitation but I'm here anyway [00:43.65]And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day [00:49.06] [00:49.45]Well, it might not be too Christian of me [00:53.65]And it might not be too nice [00:57.94]But I wish we were all just standing around [01:02.17]Throwing rocks instead of rice [01:05.97] [01:07.10]Long, white dress [01:09.90]This must be some kind of joke [01:15.71]Virgin? Please! She ain't fooling these folks [01:23.54]If the three of us were on Jerry Springer [01:26.67]I'd be pulling her hair [01:31.38]And I'd kick that lying sack of shoulda known better [01:35.07]You know where [01:37.20] [01:38.01]Well, it might not be too Christian of me [01:42.16]And it might not be too nice [01:46.44]But I wish we were all just standing around [01:50.70]Throwing rocks instead of rice [01:54.28] [02:11.78]Well, the vows that they just made sound sweet and sincere [02:20.71]Place your bets, my money's on less than a year [02:28.00] [02:28.61]Well, it might not be too Christian of me [02:32.81]And it might not be too nice [02:37.08]But I wish we were all just standing around [02:41.25]Throwing rocks instead of rice [02:45.00] [02:45.45]Yeah, I wish we were all just standing around [02:49.79]Throwing rocks instead of rice [03:04.04]