[ti:烙賽在褲底]
[ar:KuSouL]
[al:]

[00:03.98]這條歌 做給認為自己衰的人
[00:09.02]你們認為自己狠衰 但是
[00:12.23]你們甘有比我還要衰?
[00:15.13]聽看麥...yeah...
[00:17.93]為什麽我會烙賽?
[00:19.24]今天的舞廳放westside
[00:21.58]感覺真正不錯 feel all right
[00:22.57]但是 還是沒人能夠了解
[00:25.80]為什麽 烙賽就烙賽還從褲管流出來
[00:28.22]流出來 想說暗暗沒人知
[00:30.84]結果 害旁邊的人滑倒
[00:33.06]外國人看到 說"damn! muthafucka!!"
[00:35.29]遇到這種情形真正是丟臉死
[00:37.73]注死 剛好今晚是lady free
[00:39.87]舞池的人 大部分是辣手
[00:42.16]全部都在討論"hey~do you see that?"
[00:44.03]正港有在衰 種瓠仔生蔡瓜
[00:46.11]沒吃什麽東西 卻種芋頭在褲底
[00:48.35]安怎解釋 像我安捏
[00:50.55]裡面穿 四角褲 卻忘記包尿布
[00:51.68]This is not my day
[00:55.28]我怎麽架尼衰
[00:59.66]烙賽在褲底 還被人發現
[01:03.93]唉嚘 氣死 嗚~~~
[01:08.49]This is not my day
[01:12.50]我怎麽架尼衰
[01:16.79]烙賽在褲底 還被人發現
[01:21.36]唉嚘 倒退嚕~~~
[01:23.84]
[01:27.09]自小漢媽媽就說肚子痛就不能拖
[01:30.16]但是我好幾次都來不及拉在地上
[01:32.03]現在已經大漢 沒那個習慣
[01:34.48]忍屎NO.1 I say...
[01:36.30]今天是抽到命運還是機會
[01:38.49]走路還"拖泥帶水"
[01:40.75]都是因為人太擠 大家相擠
[01:42.86]害我走不過 還一直跟人會失禮
[01:45.18]"哩洗勒擠三小?" 我被人 這樣醮
[01:47.75]屁股快 凍未條 沒人要理我
[01:49.88]現在拉出來 你們才嫌臭
[01:51.63]脫掉~脫掉~讓你們聞個夠
[01:53.74]順便轉一下風車 弄髒你們的地板
[01:57.99]爽啦 第一次連圍事都怕我
[02:00.56]我已經崩潰了啦哈哈~~~
[02:01.48]This is not my day
[02:05.23]我怎麽架尼衰
[02:09.47]烙賽在褲底 還被人發現
[02:13.95]唉嚘 氣死 嗚~~~
[02:18.18]This is not my day
[02:22.46]我怎麽架尼衰
[02:26.71]烙賽在褲底 還被人發現
[02:31.16]唉嚘 倒退嚕~~~
[02:33.25]
[02:34.32]Somebody tell me why~~~
[02:36.20]
[02:37.44]Every morning
[02:41.73]我都跑廁所
[02:46.35]痾~~~便便
[02:49.28]最怕烙賽~~~
[02:50.90]
[02:53.25]This is not my day
[02:55.21]我怎麽架尼衰
[02:57.44]烙賽在褲底
[02:59.44]還被人發現......
[03:02.56]
[03:06.20]yeah...代志發生的時候
[03:08.49]大家都圍在旁邊看
[03:10.90]不輸有人再尬舞
[03:12.85]有一個圍事
[03:15.30]他走過來跟我說
[03:16.64]"這什麽?"
[03:18.14]"痾...應該是米田共...但是誰的我就不知道了..."
[03:21.23]"哼!!臭小子!!你居然敢耍我...呀!!!"
[03:25.39]"救命阿~~~"
[03:28.15]This is not my day
[03:32.46]我怎麽架尼衰
[03:36.60]烙賽在褲底 還被人發現
[03:41.02]唉嚘 氣死 嗚~~~
[03:45.42]This is not my day
[03:49.68]我怎麽架尼衰
[03:54.02]烙賽在褲底 還被人發現
[03:58.39]唉嚘 倒退嚕~~~
[04:01.92]
[04:02.94]This is not my day
[04:07.21]我怎麽架尼衰
[04:11.60]烙賽在褲底 還被人發現
[04:15.85]唉嚘 氣死 嗚~~~
[04:20.18]This is not my day
[04:24.73]我怎麽架尼衰
[04:29.34]烙賽在褲底 還被人發現
[04:33.41]唉嚘 倒退嚕~~~
[04:37.27]
[04:37.88]This is not my day
[04:42.48]我怎麽架尼衰
[04:46.54]烙賽在褲底 還被人發現
[04:50.85]唉嚘 氣死 嗚~~~