[ti:The Lonely Jew on Christmas]
[ar:Kyle Broflofski ft Guest]
[al:Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classic]

[00:01.86]The Lonely Jew on Christmas
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[00:05.38]It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
[00:10.31]My Friends won't let me join in any games..
[00:15.08]And I can't sing Christmas songs
[00:17.13]Or decorate a Christmas tree..
[00:20.18]Or leave water out for Rudolph
[00:22.81]cos there's something wrong with me..
[00:25.55]My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
[00:31.24]I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas.
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[00:41.95]Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
[00:46.72]That Santa passes over my house every year?
[00:49.46]And instead of eating Ham
[00:53.74]I have to eat Kosher LATKEES..
[00:56.79]Instead of Silent Night
[00:58.70]I'm singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
[01:01.66]And what the fuck is up
[01:03.69]With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please?
[01:07.60]I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew..
[01:12.32]I can't be merry, cos I'm hebrew.. on Christmas
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[01:28.08]Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,
[01:30.59]You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
[01:33.33]But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad
[01:36.21]'Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad..
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[01:41.47]Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
[01:47.29]You don't have to deal with the season at all..
[01:52.75]You don't have to be on your best behaviour, or give to charity
[01:58.47]You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..
[02:04.18]And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
[02:07.28]And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
[02:10.41]That's right! You're a Jew, a Stylin' Jew..
[02:16.84]It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.
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