[ti:Women lose weight]
[ar:Morcheeba]
[al:Charango]

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[00:00.55]What a surprise
[00:01.58]Open your eyes
[00:03.01]Woman advisor
[00:04.66]The name of this entertainement is
[00:05.95]Women lose weight
[00:07.28]Our first years of mariage everything was just great
[00:09.94]But after two kids
[00:11.10]And a weight gain factor
[00:12.49]The fact is
[00:13.49]Now she's completely unattractive
[00:15.13]Look fat chicks
[00:16.50]I don't mean to sound rude
[00:17.49]I tell her nice hit the gym
[00:18.74]And don't eat so much food
[00:20.07]But no
[00:20.99]Your shallow
[00:21.82]You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth
[00:25.60]But how if desires is not there
[00:27.14]That's just a lamon
[00:27.98]Divorces, child support alamony payments
[00:30.50]My unhappiness i doubt discourage
[00:32.99]So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
[00:35.98]Meanwhile my secretary june well groomed
[00:38.14]When you gonna leave your wife
[00:39.43]I tell her soon mommy soon i assume
[00:41.05]Or my destiny is blue
[00:43.33]Intrest only
[00:44.54]The only thing left for me to do is to kill her
[00:46.57]What a surprise
[00:47.86]Open your eyes
[00:49.14]Woman advisor
[00:50.73]I'm gonna have to kill her
[00:51.97]Cause there's lots which imposes divorces
[00:54.75]Send her ass right to the morgue
[00:56.58]Kill her
[00:57.38]What a surprise
[00:58.28]Open your eyes
[00:59.53]Woman advisor
[01:00.91]I'm gonna have to kill her
[01:02.19]Cause there's lots which imposes divorces
[01:05.05]Send her ass right to the morgue
[01:06.67]My place against all shanagans
[01:08.90]Kinda rammed in
[01:09.27]Knowin' nothing about poison
[01:10.46]And i can't swim
[01:11.66]Bad intentions pumpin
[01:12.91]Might as well become a nun
[01:14.11]Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
[01:16.68]What the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this
[01:18.93]Who could i get to help me murder this fat chick
[01:22.29]Guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday
[01:25.11]The day she usually goes food shopping
[01:27.40]Anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler
[01:29.77]Sent her clean over the divider
[01:32.31]"You bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
[01:36.34]I thought "she has to be dead"
[01:37.57]Later on get a call
[01:38.86](from a) Lieutenant Morgue
[01:40.11](had me) leapin like a frog
[01:41.31]We need you at the morgue
[01:42.93]So i selfishly persued
[01:45.63]"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her
[01:48.45]What a surprise
[01:49.78]Open your eyes
[01:51.07]Woman advisor
[01:52.90]C'mon ya'll know i had to kill her
[01:54.02]'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces
[01:56.72]Send her ass right to the morgue
[01:58.42]Kill her
[01:59.13]What a surprise
[02:00.08]Open your eyes
[02:01.35]Woman advisor
[02:02.83]I had to kill her
[02:04.08]'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces
[02:06.90]Send her ass right to the morgue
[02:08.97]So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run
[02:11.34]No sir we don't have no clues right now
[02:14.25]This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?
[02:15.12]Pull yourself together sir
[02:18.19]I'm so broken up inside i just can't believe this
[02:20.76]I understand, I understand
[02:23.63]Catch the person who did this
[02:25.45]We're gonna try sir
[02:26.87]Please
[02:28.94]Screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot
[02:31.43]At the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it
[02:34.09]Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring
[02:36.96]"I heard he was displeased with her weight gain"
[02:39.70]While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook
[02:42.65]All she does is order from restaurants
[02:44.43]All of the sex she wants
[02:46.56]I doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and
[02:49.41]Talkin to detectives that was waitin outside
[02:51.90]How i took a long lunch break day the wife died
[02:54.60]I done then turned pail
[02:56.14]And because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail
[02:59.33]Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
[03:02.28]Moral of the story is
[03:03.61]Desire is important
[03:05.01]So watch your weight
[03:06.27]It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given
[03:07.56]Though looking back i realised i didn't have to kill her
[03:10.71]What a surprise
[03:11.95]Open your eyes
[03:13.32]Woman advisor
[03:14.79]I didn't have to kill her
[03:15.83]'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces
[03:18.85]Send her ass right to the morgue
[03:20.38]I killed her
[03:21.52]What a surprise
[03:22.34]Open your eyes
[03:23.57]Woman advisor
[03:25.12]I didn't have to kill her
[03:26.33]'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces
[03:29.11]Send her ass right to the morgue
[03:31.15]Well there you have it
[03:33.02]Keep thin trim
[03:34.89]Keep your mariage healthy
[03:36.22]Do you know what i mean?
[03:37.34]Small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler