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Morissette Alanis / Ironic
[00:11]An old man turned ninety-eight
[00:16]He won the lottery and died the next day
[00:22]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
[00:28]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
[00:33]Isn't it ironic... don't you think
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[02:49][01:28][00:38]It's like rain on your wedding day
[02:54][01:34][00:44]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[03:00][01:40][00:50]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[03:06][01:46][00:56]Who would've thought... it figures
[01:01]Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
[01:06]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
[01:12]He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
[01:18]And as the plane crashed down he thought
[01:21]"Well, isn't this nice."
[01:23]And isn't it ironic ... don't you think
[01:52]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[01:55]When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
[02:03]And life has a funny way of helping you out when
[02:06]You think everything's gone wrong and everthing blows up
[02:10]In your face
[02:15]A traffic jam when you're already late
[02:19]A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
[02:25]It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
[02:31]It's meeting the man of my dreams
[02:34]And then meeting his beautiful wife
[02:38]And isn't it ironic... don't you think
[02:43]A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think...
[03:18]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[03:23]And life has a funny way of helping you out
[03:28]Helping you out