[ti:The Worst Joke Ever] [ar:R.E.M.] [al:Around the Sun] [offset:500] [00:01.62]Album: Around the Sun [00:02.71][00:04.40][02:53.99][03:34.55] [00:03.47]Editor: FlowerSpider (QQ 1878886 ICQ 151476238) [00:06.41]You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark. [00:12.66]He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar. [00:18.85]Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife. [00:23.83]Says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!" [00:31.40]Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime, [00:43.31]When's the first time you heard that one, 1954? [00:49.60]Get to the punch line. fall to the floor. [00:56.19][02:09.70]Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for [01:01.63][02:14.87]The worst joke ever, I never [01:08.59][02:21.87]I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story [01:14.74]Don't bore me [01:20.60]Now I am floating, [01:23.15]I feel released. [01:26.14]The moorings have been dropped, [01:29.23]The weights unleashed. [01:32.42]Everything is crystalline, simple and free. [01:44.48]The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change, [01:47.55]Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns [01:56.82]You're not hurting anybody else's chances, [02:03.77]But you're disfiguring your own. [02:28.24]Don't bore me, I NEVER [02:34.12]Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup [02:46.42]You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before [02:56.16]<END>