[ti:The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything]
[ar:Relient K]
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[00:00.00]The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything --- Relient K
[00:00.03]AR~~~AR~~~AR~~~~AR~~~~
[00:05.10]we are the pirates we don't do anything
[00:09.43]we just stay at home, and lie around
[00:11.29]and if you ask us, to do anything
[00:14.65]we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
[00:17.71]well I've never been to Greenland
[00:18.85]and I've never been to Denver
[00:20.18]and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
[00:23.88]and I've never been to Moscow
[00:25.50]and I've never been to Tampa
[00:26.92]and I've never been to Boston in the fall
[00:30.30]coz we are the pirates we don't do anything
[00:32.28]we just stay at home, and lie around
[00:35.04]and if you ask us, to do anything
[00:38.25]we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
[00:42.12]and I've never hoist the main sail
[00:43.25]and I've never swabbed the poop deck
[00:44.88]and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
[00:48.00]and I've never walked the gang plank
[00:49.00]and I've never owned a parrot
[00:53.98]and I've never been to Boston in the fall
[00:56.79]coz we are the pirates we don't do anything
[00:59.25]we just stay at home, and lie around
[01:02.26]and if you ask us, to do anything
[01:05.20]we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
[01:09.35]I've never plucked a rooster
[01:10.50]and I am not too good at ping-pong
[01:11.96]and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
[01:14.89]and I've never kissed a chipmunk
[01:16.50]and I've never gotten head lice
[01:18.17]and I have never been to Boston in the fall
[01:21.58](pirate captains log 2002
[01:25.36]who be this band relient k
[01:27.85]and why they be so full of contradictions)
[01:31.60]we don't know what he did
[01:32.50]but we're down with captain kidd
[01:33.25]we don't wake up before lunch
[01:35.41]but we all eat captain crunch
[01:37.12]we don't smoke, we don't chew
[01:38.71]we watch captain kangaroo
[01:41.08]and I've never licked a spark-plug
[01:42.65]and I've never sniffed a stink bug
[01:44.50]and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
[01:49.83]and I've never bathed in yogurt
[01:52.18]and I don't look good in leggings
[01:54.77]and I've never been to Boston in the fall
[02:01.95]we are the pirates who don't do anything
[02:05.31]we just stay at home, and lie around
[02:08.02]and if you ask us, to do anything
[02:12.02]we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
[02:16.98]we are the pirates who don't do anything
[02:19.69]we just stay at home, and lie around
[02:23.14]and if you ask us, to do anything
[02:26.05]we'll just tell you, we don't do anything