[ti:Scary Movie] [ar:Scary Movie Bad Meets Evil Feat Eminem & Royce ] [al:] Scary Movie Scary Movie Bad Meets Evil Feat Eminem & Royce YY [00:00.50]Yo, Slim Shady! [00:03.00]Yo, Royce 5-9 [00:05.00]Y'all wanna make a movie? [00:07.00]What.. [00:08.00]We got the film right here [00:09.00]What? [00:09.50]Yeah I'm one of them pretty rappers [00:11.00]Buck if I really hafta, I really slap ya [00:13.00]King of Detroit who they namin the city after (what?) [00:15.00]Scandalous partners, whose grammar hammers the hard shit [00:18.00]Into your heart with, content, yo who wanna start with [00:21.00]Experts, Bad and Evil is comin soon [00:23.50]MC's get stuck, head first back in they mother's womb [00:26.00]This shit is written, in my eyes I'm the illest MC spittin (what?) [00:29.00]Leavin all of you cats shittin kittens [00:31.50]I gotta diss you, my niggaz be cockin pistols [00:34.00]Shot and split you, fuck splittin the profits with you (what?) [00:36.50]Six percent, of y'all niggaz is just pretend [00:39.00]Clicks with clits, pussy niggaz stink with dicks (what?) [00:41.50]Niggaz act bully, and blast for the fast penny [00:44.00]My auto is fully, plenty of niggaz packin semi [00:46.50]Speak darts; yo you get paid? Rhymin about it is the sweet part [00:49.50]You can't be street smart with a cheap heart [00:52.00]Five Nine, a street nigga with deep feelin (what?) [00:55.00]I keep illin, my steez willin to keep killin (what?) [00:57.00]Fuck rap, a lot of y'all all is just acts [00:59.50]Trust that - you rhyme all wack on rough tracks [01:02.00]Bust and then we all black when you get bust back at [01:04.50]Fuck that, you get blast at, you get laughed at [01:07.50]And I'ma spit thunder (what?) stick to my guns [01:09.50]Niggaz is finished before they gimmicks, one-hit wonders [01:12.50]What? Big balls, that's why when I spit, your clique stalls [01:15.00]I'm a pit bull, I'm just dog, I'm just raw (what?) [01:17.50]Split y'all, holla, "It's on!" Then I diss y'all [01:20.00]All of y'all niggaz get pissed on claimin you pissed off [01:22.50]Y'all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie? [01:25.50]Rappers comin in with they team and carry toolies [01:27.00]You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me [01:30.00]We hard-hittin, directin and starrin in it [01:33.00]Y'all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie? [01:35.50]Rappers comin in with they team and carry toolies [01:38.50]You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me [01:41.00]We hard-hittin, directin and starrin in it [01:43.38]The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the Grand Canyon [01:46.38]Hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstandin [01:48.50]Any man plannin to battle will get snatched out of his clothes [01:51.50]So fast it'll look like an invisible man standin [01:54.00]I'm headed for Hell, I'd rather be dead or in jail [01:56.50]Bill Clinton, hit this, and you better inhale [01:59.00]Cause any MC that chooses to go against me [02:01.00]Is gettin takin advantage of like Monica Lewinksy (Leave me alone!) [02:04.00]Came home in a frenzy, pushin a ten speed [02:06.00]Screamin to Aunt Peg (AUNT PEG!!!!) [02:07.00]With three spokes stickin out of my pant leg [02:09.50]Fuck a headache, give me a migraine [02:11.50]Damnit I like pain (AHH!) [02:13.00]And you should be anywhere that I might gain [02:14.50]You rap knowin you wack [02:16.00]You act up and I'm throwin you down a flight of steps [02:18.50]Then I'm throwin you back up em [02:20.00]If they don't like the track, fuck em [02:21.50]The rap struck em harder then gettin hit by a Mack truck [02:24.00]And then backed up on [02:25.00]And any half-assed known rapper to trespass [02:27.00]Better be ready for the second Celebrity Deathmatch (Ding! Ding!) [02:30.50]So tell the medic to bring the medication and quickly (Hurry up man!) [02:33.00]I'm sicker than a Tupac dedication to Biggie [02:35.50]I'm free-fallin feet first out of a damn tree [02:37.50]To stampede your chest till you can't breathe [02:40.00]And when I'm down to my last breath [02:41.50]I'ma climb the Empire State Building and get to the last step [02:44.00]And still laugh half bent [02:45.00]Y'all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie? [02:48.00]Rappers comin in with they team and carry toolies [02:50.50]You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me [02:52.50]We hard-hittin, directin and starrin in it [02:55.50]Y'all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie? [02:58.00]Rappers comin in with they team and carry toolies [03:01.00]You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me [03:03.00]We hard-hittin, directin and starrin in it [03:07.50]Bad.. the bad.. [03:09.50]Uhh, when the bad meets the bad.. yo.. [03:12.00]The evil [03:14.50]Take the evil with the evil [03:18.00]Put em together [03:21.00]What? Nine-nine [03:24.00]Two times.. Slim Shady.. Royce the Five Nine