[ti:The simple Joys of Maidenhood]
[ar:Sopor Aeternus & The Ensemble of Shadows]
[al:Les Fleurs du Mal]

[00:34.20]
[00:37.57]The Simple Joys of Maidenhood
[00:56.14]處女期純真的喜悅
[01:09.93]
[01:13.03]Where the exit-door leads in
[01:14.28]出口指引進入的地方
[01:15.33]he scrutinises circling clockwise
[01:16.44]他仔細看着順時針方向的轉圈
[01:17.73]counting two out of the three
[01:18.59]從三個數中數出兩個
[01:20.25]slightly above the first degree
[01:21.00]些微超過第一個度數
[01:23.25]"Has there been blood?"
[01:23.71]"有血嗎?"
[01:24.43]he asks politely as once a year we do explore
[01:25.05]他恭謹地問,如同曾經某年我們確實探查過
[01:28.31]with my head resting on the pillow
[01:29.60]並將我的頭放在枕墊上
[01:31.48]gateways towards Plutonian shores
[01:34.18]門廊朝向深成的海岸
[01:34.21]Some are caused by downward pressure
[01:35.41]其中一些因向下的壓力而引起
[01:37.03]so don't strain when opening bowels
[01:38.44]因此當腸突出的時候不要用力過大
[01:39.91]the simple joys of maidenhood
[01:40.95]處女期純真的喜悅
[01:42.94]the red-eyed fox is on the prowl
[01:51.19]紅眼的狐狸正在潛行覓食
[01:58.94]
[02:41.54]
[02:46.35]Rubber-bands for arteries
[02:47.13]橡膠手套分離動脈
[02:48.87]these Indian seeds do soak like flees
[02:50.13]這些印度人的種子確如消失一般浸透了
[02:51.87]reduce the use of salts and lose some weight
[02:53.47]減少食鹽的使用並且減少一些體重
[02:54.76]walk half an hour every day
[02:55.74]每天散步半小時
[02:56.84]I openly dislike your vagueness in handling hours we appoint
[02:59.64]我公然不喜歡你在約定見面時間這件事上的含糊曖昧
[03:02.09]but when you choose your pronouns rightly
[03:03.40]但如果你能正確地選出那個代名詞
[03:05.96]I do silently rejoice
[03:06.57]我會默然欣喜
[03:07.93]Some are caused by downward pressure
[03:09.35]其中一些因向下的壓力而引起
[03:10.86]so don't strain when opening bowels
[03:11.78]因此當腸突出的時候不要用力過大
[03:13.67]the simple joys of maidenhood
[03:14.70]處女期純真的喜悅
[03:16.28]the red-eyed fox is on the prowl
[03:17.53]紅眼的狐狸正在潛行覓食
[03:19.43]So listen closely girls and boys
[03:20.10]所以好好聽着,女孩男孩們
[03:22.46]this song is about haemorrhoids
[03:23.27]這首歌描寫的是關於痔
[03:25.44]Not anyone's but mine of course
[03:26.35]當然不是別人的,而是我的
[03:27.66]a secret part I now disclose
[03:28.78]是我現在公開的一個秘密