[ti:Mountain Town]
[ar:stan......]
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[00:00.00]Mountain Town
[00:13.27](Stan Marsh)
[00:31.24]There's a bunch of birds in the sky,
[00:37.13]And some deers just went running by!
[00:42.78]Ohhh, the snows pure and white
[00:45.90]on the earth rich and broowwn!
[00:50.52]Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.
[00:58.09]
[01:02.33]The sun is shining and the grass is green,
[01:04.56]Under the 3 feet of the snow I mean,
[01:06.83]This is a day when its hard to wear a frooowwwwn!
[01:10.59]All, the happy people stop to say hello!
[01:12.73](some guy)
[01:12.90]Get out of my way!
[01:14.95](Stan Marsh)Even though the temperature's low,
[01:16.33]Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town!
[01:20.79]
[01:21.16](dialogue)
[01:21.17]Sharon Marsh: Well good morning, Stan!
[01:22.13]Stan: Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
[01:23.83]Sharon: A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating.
[01:26.34]Stan: But this is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada !
[01:28.01]Sharon: All right, all right, here you go, but be back for supper!
[01:32.35]Stan: Thanks Mom!
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[01:34.13](Sharon Marsh)
[01:34.59]Oh what a picture perfect child,
[01:36.08]Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild.
[01:38.22]He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny crooowwwn!
[01:42.16]What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure,
[01:44.92]And a mind so open and pure,
[01:47.20]Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
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[01:51.13](dialogue)
[01:52.22]Stan: Hi, is your son home?
[01:53.90]Mrs. McCormick: I think so... HEY!!!
[01:54.93]Stan: Ow.
[01:57.31]Mrs. McCormick: Kenny, wake up! Kenny, dammit come on!
[02:02.10]Kenny: I'm coming!
[02:03.70]Stan: Kenny the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you wanna come?
[02:07.31]Kenny: Yeah, dude, hell yes I wanna come!
[02:10.78]Ms. McCormick: Where the hell do you think you're going?
[02:11.22]Kenny: I'm going to see Terrance & Phillip
[02:12.42]Ms. McCormick: You can't, you have to go to church!
[02:13.89]Kenny; But Mom, I wanna see this movie!
[02:15.07]Ms. McCormick: Well fine go ahead and miss church; and then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan!
[02:21.55]Kenny: ...okay!
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[02:22.77](Stan Marsh)
[02:22.94]You can see your breath hanging in the air,
[02:24.55]you see homeless people but you just don't care!
[02:26.80]It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drroowwn!!
[02:30.36](Kenny McCormick)
[02:31.98]And this movie's gonna make our lives complete
[02:33.72]'cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet!
[02:35.20](Stan Marsh)
[02:35.60]That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, podunk, white bred mountain tooowwwn!!
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[02:41.60](dialogue)
[02:41.61]Kyle Broflovski: OK, Ike lets try this one more time.
[02:43.47]Ike Broflovski: Doo-ferm-uh-ner?
[02:44.72]Kyle: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
[02:45.50]Ike: Don't kick the baby.
[02:47.60]Kyle: Kick the baby.
[02:50.30]Stan: Kyle, we're going to the Terrance & Phillip movie!
[02:51.53]Kyle: Oh my God, dude!
[02:54.38]Sheila Broflovski: Kyle, what's going on?
[02:56.11]Kyle: Nothing. We're going skating now.
[02:57.11]Sheila: Oh. Well, take your little brother out with you.
[02:59.22]Kyle: Aww, ma, he's not even my real brother, he's adopted!
[03:01.92]Sheila: Do as I say, Kyle!
[03:03.26]Kyle: Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
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[03:07.01](Sheila Broflovski)
[03:07.30]Look at those frail and fragile boys,
[03:08.73]It really gets me down!
[03:11.42]The world is such a rotten place,
[03:13.60]And city life's a complete disgrace!
[03:15.93]Thats why I moved to this redneck meshugannah quiet mountain tooowwwn!
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[03:25.50](dialogue)
[03:26.77]*doorbell*
[03:28.69]Eric Cartman: Mooommm, somebody's at the dooooor!
[03:33.41]...Mom, somebody's at the door, I said!!
[03:36.19]Lianne Cartman: Coming, hon.
[03:37.62]Cartman: Ah, I can't see the TV!
[03:39.10]News Reporter: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[03:44.20]Lianne: Oh Look Eric, it's your little friends!
[03:46.55]Ike: Fireman!
[03:47.65]Cartman: What are you guys doing here?
[03:49.01](in the movie, the boys show the movie ad for Terrance and Phillip: The Movie)
[03:51.56]Cartman: OH SWEET DUDE, YES! YES!!!
[03:52.09](Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman)
[03:52.63]Off to the movies we shall go,
[03:55.21]Where we learn everything that we know.
[03:57.85]Because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to saaay!!!
[04:02.20]And this movie's gonna make our lives complete,
[04:05.00]'cause Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet!
[04:07.43]
[04:08.09](Eric Cartman)
[04:08.31]Super sweet!
[04:08.44](Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman)
[04:10.05]Thank God we live in a quiet, little, red-neck, podunk, white-trash,
[04:13.97](Kenny McCormick)Kick-A!
[04:15.29](Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman)U! S! AAAAAAA!!!
[04:18.27](dialogue)
[04:18.89]Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to "Terrance & Phillip: Asses of Fire" please?
[04:23.45]Movie ticket dude: ...NO!