[ti:Cousin Dupree] [ar:Steely Dan] [al:Grammy2001] Cousin Dupree [00:00]《Cousin Dupree》 [00:18] [00:20]Sung By "Steely Dan" [00:26] [00:28]Well I've kicked around a lot since high school [00:31]I've worked a lot of nowhere gigs [00:34]From keyboard man in a rock'n ska band [00:38]To haulin' boss crude in the big rigs [00:41]Now I've come back home to plan my next move [00:45]From the comfort of my Aunt Faye's couch [00:48]When I see my little cousin Janine walk in [00:51]All I could say was ow-ow-ouch CHORUS: [03:35][01:42][00:58]Honey how you've grown [03:38][01:44][01:00]Like a rose [03:39][01:46][01:01]Well we used to play [03:41][01:48][01:03]When we were three [05:09][05:02][04:55][04:48][04:41][04:34][04:28][04:21][04:14][04:07][04:01][03:54][03:50][03:47][03:43][01:53][01:50][01:09][01:05]How about a kiss for your cousin Dupree [01:12]She turned my life into a living hell [01:16]In those little tops and tight capris [01:19]I pretended to be readin' the National Probe [01:22]As I was watchin' her wax her skis [01:26]On Saturday night she walked in with her date [01:29]And backs him up against the wall [01:33]I tumbled off the couch and heard myself sing [01:36]In a voice I never knew I had before CHORUS [01:58]I'll teach you everything I know [02:01]If you teach me how to do that dance [02:04]Life is short and quid pro quo [02:08]And what's so strange about a down-home family romance? [03:05]One night we're playin' gin by a cracklin' fire [03:08]And I decided to make my play [03:11]I said babe with my boyish charm and good looks [03:15]How can you stand it for one more day [03:18]She said maybe its the skeevy look in your eyes [03:22]Or that your mind has turned to applesauce [03:26]The dreary architecture of your soul [03:29]I said - but what is it exactly turns you off? CHORUS [05:15] [05:16]The End.