[ti:Kickapoo]
[ar:Tenacious D]
[al:The Pick Of Destiny]

[00:02.00]Tenacious D - Kickapoo
[00:13.40]A long ass fuckin' time ago,
[00:15.08]In a town called Kickapoo,
[00:16.55]There lived a humble family
[00:18.83]Religious through and through.
[00:20.88]But yay there was a black sheep
[00:23.04]And he knew just what to do.
[00:24.69]His name was young J.B.and he refused to step in-line.
[00:29.00]A vision he did see-eth
[00:31.28]Fuckin' rockin' all the time.
[00:33.32]He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align.
[00:38.40]Oh the dragons balls were blazin'as I stepped into his cave,
[00:44.50]Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
[00:46.45]With a long and shiney blade!
[00:47.96]'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
[00:49.70]Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
[00:51.32]And if you try to fuck with me,
[00:53.85]Then I shall fuck you too!
[00:57.15]Gotta get it on in the party zone!
[00:59.46]I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
[01:04.06]Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
[01:07.55]Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!
[01:11.18][Crying]
[01:14.19]
[01:21.91]You've disobeyed my orders, son,
[01:23.67]My way you never [born?].
[01:25.54]Your brother's ten times better than you,
[01:27.28]Jesus loves him more.
[01:29.03]This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.
[01:32.57]Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel.
[01:36.20]You'll become a mindless puppet;
[01:38.22]Beelzebub will pull the strings!
[01:39.60]Your heart will lose direction,
[01:41.73]And chaos it will bring.
[01:45.61]You'd better shut your mouth,
[01:47.59]Better watch your tone!
[01:49.03]You're going for a week with no telephone!
[01:51.49]Don't let me here you cry,
[01:54.77]Don't let me hear you moan!
[01:56.72]You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!
[02:00.69]Dio can you hear me?
[02:05.32]I am lost and so alone.
[02:07.24]I'm askin' for your guidance.
[02:09.73]Won't you come down from your throne?
[02:12.65]I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
[02:17.45]My father thinks you're evil,
[02:20.37]But man, he can suck a cock.
[02:22.38]Rock is not The Devil's work,
[02:25.59]It's magical and rad.
[02:27.34]I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad.
[02:36.12]I hear you brave young Jaybles,
[02:41.46]You are hungry for the rock.
[02:42.75]But to learn the ancient method,
[02:44.61]Sacred doors you must unlock.
[02:46.47]Escape your father's clutches,
[02:48.13]And this oppressive neighborhood.
[02:49.72]On a journey you must go,
[02:51.34]To find the land of Hollywood!
[02:56.54]In The City of Fallen Angels,
[03:00.30]Where the ocean meets the sand,
[03:03.00]You will form a strong alliance,
[03:05.40]And the world's most awesome band.
[03:08.22]To find your fame and fortune,
[03:10.99]Through the valley you must walk.
[03:13.49]You will face your inner demons.
[03:16.16]Now go my son and rock!
[03:24.60]
[03:33.00]So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart;
[03:36.98]And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
[03:40.52]But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.
[03:44.10]Rooooock. 
[03:49.48]Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. 
[03:57.05]Raye-yayayayaye-yock.
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