[ti:Lonesome Organist Rapes Page Turner]
[ar:The Dresden Dolls]
[al:No, Virginia...]

[00:00.64]He told me that I knew just what to laugh at
[00:05.01]And I wanted to but I just couldn't ask if he would take it back
[00:09.82]so I could know for certain
[00:14.22]So on the bench I watched his left hand crossing
[00:18.91]While doubling entendres with the voicings
[00:22.81]He said "oh darling, you're charming, please don't find it alarming
[00:27.40]If I pull this stop out to free up a hand for heavy petting"
[00:32.25]Now there there
[01:08.35][00:34.50]I'm a friendly man
[00:36.47]I joke about sex because it's funny when you're frightened
[00:48.42]So silently I sat and turned the pages
[00:52.57]Recalculating our respective ages
[00:56.87]Over my shoulder he muttered if I get any older
[01:01.59]You can hack my wrists off with your choice of objects, now I'm kidding!
[01:06.32]Don't be scared
[01:10.46]I joke about death because its funny when you're frightened
[01:22.30]This is as far as I could get he jabbed a needle in my neck
[01:26.73]Erasing all the evidence but there were matchsticks in my pants
[01:31.05]And if a rock should hit my head and I remember what he did
[01:35.70]You'll be there very first to know
[01:37.80]Maybe I'll find out why this damn thing wont stop bleeding
[02:56.01][02:32.84][01:41.93]
[01:50.33]He told me that I showed a great potential
[01:54.49]That given I turned heads and pages fame would be a piece of cake but
[01:59.49]Practice was essential
[02:03.80]So like a stupid child I believed it
[02:07.45]And golly who would ever had agreed if
[02:11.88]I had been Schubert or Mozart
[02:14.64]Devoted to the fine art of perfecting absolutely everything inconsequential
[02:21.11]Don't be sad I'll come back again
[02:25.27]I joke about trash cause it takes class to be enlightened
[02:36.82]So several decades have gone by
[02:39.88]I am still sitting by his side
[02:41.74]I turn the pages faithfully
[02:44.03]He turns his head and smiles at me
[02:45.89]And with a wink he said "I doubt
[02:48.43]We would be anywhere without
[02:50.44]Your gift for keeping truth and consequence from meeting"