[ti:eBay Song]
[ar:Weird Al Yankovic]
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[00:00.00]Hergestellt von CaicainiaO
[00:09.54]A used ... pink bathrobe
[00:14.14]A rare ... mint snowglobe
[00:18.83]A Smurf ... TV tray
[00:24.25]I bought on eBay
[00:28.16]
[00:28.46]My house ... is filled with this crap
[00:35.30]Shows up in bubble wrap
[00:40.10]Most every day
[00:42.95]What I bought on eBay
[00:46.79]
[00:47.08]Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
[00:51.82]Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
[00:56.64]Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
[01:01.83]They had it on eBay
[01:06.11]
[01:06.39]I'll buy ... your knick-knack
[01:10.82]Just check ... my feedback
[01:15.39]"A++!" they all say
[01:20.75]They love me on eBay
[01:24.69]
[01:24.95]Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
[01:29.98]Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
[01:34.53](From some guy) I've never met in Norway
[01:39.80]Found him on eBay
[01:44.50]
[01:44.91]I am the type who is liable to snipe you
[01:49.09]With two seconds left to go, whoa
[01:53.86]Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
[01:58.62]As long as I've got the dough
[02:03.16]
[02:03.38]I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
[02:07.61]Sell me ... your watch, please
[02:12.42]I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
[02:20.67]I'm highest bidder now
[02:22.61]
[02:22.85](Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
[02:27.17](From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
[02:32.06](Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
[02:35.90]Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
[02:40.90]
[02:41.13]Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
[02:45.94]Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks)
[02:50.38]Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
[02:54.93](Found it on eBay)
[02:59.74]
[02:59.94]Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
[03:05.99](Pez dispensers and a toaster)
[03:09.30](Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
[03:14.68](I'll buy on eBay)
[03:18.82]
[03:19.16]What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y